astrology

A barbaric,, pseudo-scientific, personality model used to explain away a person's neuroticism by measuring the trajectory of big rocks in the sky.

Person 1: I like dogs because I'm a Libra!
Person 2: Astrology is fake.
Person 1: Astrology is not fake.
Person 2: You're an idiot.

by cyberphonic January 15, 2011

Astrology

Astro (star) nomy (a specified area of knowledge) therefore astronomy is a branch of science studying space and celestial objects. And there is also Astro (star) ology (denotes a subject of study or interest) so what’s the difference between astrology and astronomy?

Quite simple really. Astrology is full of shit. It claims the position of the stars influence on your mood like ok Tiffany it doesn’t excuse you for being a bitch

Dumb bitch-omg watch out he is such a Virgo

Me- you mean a virgin?
Dumb bitch-noo astrology

Me- stfu

by Gay sex god💯💯😤😤 June 6, 2021

astrologonaught

Someone who unquestionably believes in astrology and has their head so far in the stars, they have no connection with earth.

This random astrologonaught thinks they know all about me because I’m born on December 12 but, neglects to acknowledge that according to recent observations by NASA, my sign should actually be Ophiuchus.

by thekevinphillips March 21, 2019

Asstrologer

A fag from San Fagsisco who has learned the art of divination & birth chart reading

Muscle Mary: My asstrologer told me I have my stars aligned in fagittarius

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

Astrology

An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.

The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.

Astrology is bogus...

by jazz4 November 14, 2011

Asstrolls

The Houston astros (asstrolls) and fan base

Bandwagon Houston Astro fans. Constantly bragging about how great their team is, even tho they have more 100+ loss season than World Series titles.

Fuck the Asstrolls

by ALW King A’s August 1, 2019

Astrology

dumbassery, idiotery, stupidism

"oops just killed 557 people it's because I'm a saggy tits Darius"

"shut the hell up astrology is bull crap"

by toilet struggler September 11, 2021