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AsbestosMane

AsbestosMane is the most sane/retarded 6.0 powerstroke owner
Hey AsbestosMane wanna harass gays?
by SpedKidInTheBathRoom May 12, 2023
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asworstos

What they really oughtta call it, considering how harmful it is.
Corporate greed of Johns-Manville et al caused them to blatantly disregard the extreme hazards of asworstos.
by QuacksO October 20, 2024
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Asbestos Male

A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.
Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot
by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024
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Asbestos Mouth

That orificial, facial organ of the digestive system by which a person of refined taste may consume very hot and spicy sustenance, without crying out loud in pain, even at high Scoville Scale ratings of hotness.
"Billy won the hot pepper challenge. He has an asbestos mouth."

"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."

"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."

"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."

"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."
by Etymondeo August 9, 2024
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asbestos

az best hoz (n.) 1. someone that's very pretty, loyal and will do anything for you 2. Someone who doesn't mind if you borrow some money once in a while 3. the best ass hoes
The Jenner sister's are asbestos if your their your friend they'll do anything for you.and I mean anything.
by Big Eric Shun July 1, 2025
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Unicorn asbestos

All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.

That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.

Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018
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chewing asbestos

n. CHOO-ing a-SBES-tis, -tos

Loose long-fiber asbestos intended for chewing
I used to inhale asbestos dust, but these days I prefer to use chewing asbestos

West Virginia and Wyoming are the only states that still allow the sale of chewing asbestos
by Waaadds July 22, 2022
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