beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.

I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.

by Chesty J December 1, 2014

Green army

A group of health care professionals at a football ground.

Referee: he needs a stretcher.

Crowd: St. John ambulance are going on!

Chant: green army! Green army!

by Finch1111 February 13, 2014

birdman army

A force of 500,000 set on the goal of equality and expelling groups such as Eugenes, Eugenias, and the feminist movement.

Thanks to the Birdman Army, Eugenes can't wear backpacks into schools.

by Cole Strange December 11, 2016

fastest growing army on the internet

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greg - fastest growing army on the internet

by crustytoes420 August 14, 2022

Army Independence day

Day where the BTS fandom (ARMYS) officially began to no longer be considered K-Pop fans. This was a huge decision made by the fandom due to the hate and criticism filled with jealousy that BTS and the fandom have been receiving from other K-Pop fans (Also referred to as Kpoppies/Kpop fans of other groups) for many years. BTS will still remain under the K-Pop category but with all due respect, it’d be kind to refer to the lovely BTS fans as just ARMY and nothing else. ARMY is also the biggest fandom in the world, making them stand out the most. Armys have decided to go independent and work strong with each other to help the boys achieve more and reach higher up to this day!!

It’s Army Independence day! It’s time to celebrate!!

by fairyqtae October 4, 2020

You and whose army?

Expression of disbelief in and/or contempt for another's motivational capability. Communicates the attitude that the other person is utterly incapable of forcing anyone to do anything without the assistance of a large, heavily-armed force behind him.

Tough Guy: I already told you. Do it my way!
You: Forget it, pal.
Tough Guy: Okay, I'll MAKE you do it.
You: Yeah? You and whose army?

by malbuff December 4, 2012

F.S.A. (Free Shit Army)

The F.S.A. is used primarily to describe "the 47%" of US citizens who not only pay nothing in federal taxes, but actually believe that they are entitled to the fruits of the labors of others. It is also used to describe a large portion of the Democratic Party who rely on the government to provide food stamps, subsidized housing allotments (Section 8), and sign themselves up for every bit of free stuff possible (also see "Ghetto Breeding Machines.").

You can often identify members of the F.S.A. (Free Shit Army) by their SNAP/Food Stamp cards, latest urban fashions, Section 8 Housing voucher-stubs, their $300. Nike tennis shoes, Apple Smartphones, and their 60" Plasma televisions.

by Vast Science January 12, 2013