An Armand is a mystery, impossible to define until you’ve been swept into his world. He doesn’t just show you a good time; he’s the one who makes you feel like a woman in the deepest, most intimate way, awakening parts of you you never knew existed.
At first, he seems distant, hiding behind a mask of detachment, his heart guarded. This reluctance to show vulnerability makes his eventual love even more powerful. He won’t make the first move, but once you’ve reached him, it’s like a fairytale, where every touch and glance is charged with meaning.
He loves deeply, making you feel cherished in ways you’ve only dreamed of. His affection is deliberate, as though he’s loving you the way he wishes to be loved—completely, without hesitation. When he chooses you, his pursuit is relentless. Push him away, and he’ll pull you closer, because once he’s decided, nothing can stop him.
Though his love consumes him, he keeps it hidden, waiting for the perfect moment to show just how much you mean to him. When an Armand loves, he loves with every fiber of his being. He craves real connection, not fleeting pleasures.
Yes, Armand is misunderstood, guarding his fragile heart fiercely. But once you’re in, he’ll love you like no other. Just don’t break his trust—it’s everything to him.
And if your Armand is a Capricorn, Scorpio, or Aries? Well, consider yourself blessed. <3
At first, he seems distant, hiding behind a mask of detachment, his heart guarded. This reluctance to show vulnerability makes his eventual love even more powerful. He won’t make the first move, but once you’ve reached him, it’s like a fairytale, where every touch and glance is charged with meaning.
He loves deeply, making you feel cherished in ways you’ve only dreamed of. His affection is deliberate, as though he’s loving you the way he wishes to be loved—completely, without hesitation. When he chooses you, his pursuit is relentless. Push him away, and he’ll pull you closer, because once he’s decided, nothing can stop him.
Though his love consumes him, he keeps it hidden, waiting for the perfect moment to show just how much you mean to him. When an Armand loves, he loves with every fiber of his being. He craves real connection, not fleeting pleasures.
Yes, Armand is misunderstood, guarding his fragile heart fiercely. But once you’re in, he’ll love you like no other. Just don’t break his trust—it’s everything to him.
And if your Armand is a Capricorn, Scorpio, or Aries? Well, consider yourself blessed. <3
T: My boyfriend barely even tries anymore. It’s like I’m invisible, and our relationship is just… stuck.
Z: Girl, you need to find yourself an Armand! He’ll make you feel like you’re the only woman in the world.
I love my Armand ❤️
A: What’s going on with you lately? You’ve been acting different ever since you started seeing that guy!
B: Oh, you mean Armand? I love him. He treats me like I’m everything, the way every woman should be loved.
Z: Girl, you need to find yourself an Armand! He’ll make you feel like you’re the only woman in the world.
I love my Armand ❤️
A: What’s going on with you lately? You’ve been acting different ever since you started seeing that guy!
B: Oh, you mean Armand? I love him. He treats me like I’m everything, the way every woman should be loved.
by oliviaxoxoxoxoxoxo October 5, 2024
Get the Armand mug.Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 25, 2023
Get the Armand Van Der Merew mug.The word used for something that is mean, old, nasty and agresive.
Tends to play victim role very good likes making people feel unsafe.
Tends to play victim role very good likes making people feel unsafe.
by masterofmoms69 August 16, 2023
Get the Armand mug.