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Perhaps the greatest philosopher of his time, and surely one the greatest philosophers of all time. Aristotle was alive in Greece from 384-322 B.C.

Aristotle is well remembered for his development of "logic." Do note that he did not (obviously) invent logic, however greatly influenced it's progression.
His format on which he based his logic was used for centuries after his death -- and much is still echoed even today.

Specifically, Aristotle produced provocative arguments and commentaries centering around humanity and human functions. Among them, the singular lifestyle that, if adopted plurally, would yield true and sustained happiness to all -- forever. However, after hearing a lecture on the subject, you truly need not look any further than the utopias and dystopias illustrated throughout literature, such as in "The Giver" or "Brave New World." Aristotle's philosophy on 'true happiness,' perhaps original for its time, has become almost as common as a cliche' and just as easily passed off as "wishful thinking."

However, the beauty of logic is that it never actually needs to be congruent with realism.
Aristotle said:
"The individual, when isolated, is not self-sufficing, and therefore he is like a part in relation to the whole. But whoever is unable to live in society, or who has no need of it because he is sufficienct for himself, must be either a beast or a god."
aristotle by HB <3 SA August 29, 2008
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Cockney rhyming slang for "arse". A good example of two stage rhyming slang, as it goes: "aristotle" = "bottle" & "bottle and glass" = "arse". Usually shortened to "aris".
Look at the aristotle on that, I wouldn't mind burying my cock in her jack.
aristotle by Juniper Berry May 23, 2006

Aristotelis 

Is a big ol' discord creep who studies creeping out and kind of woman or child. A man who loves a child yet can't be near them. A man who is not allowed 10 miles near a school or orphanage. A man of pure, raw, gay sexual energy.
Dude-ass: Bro quit acting like that around my daughters, your pulling an Aristotelis.
Aristotelis by Le Penios January 1, 2022
Hey look at that kid their

Lol he must aristotle

I know right what a fricking loser
aristotle by kelly from 8th May 26, 2021
An absaloutely dumbshit idiot who thinks his dick is bigger and hairier than it actually is and then he wonders why he has no sex-life
He is such an Aristotle
aristotle by Nsjagsje September 30, 2017

aristotect 

An asshole architect who thinks he/she is superior to all others on a project. Aristotects can be distinguished by their unusual, usually thick, black-rimmed glasses and their great effort to look out of place (i.e.: wearing 4" stilettos during a Construction site review)

Aristotects commonly drive Land Rover Discoveries, "for when they have to visit the site", despite the fact they they always park in a paved parking lot and are transported to the actual project site via a small golf cart or other vehicle.
John: That building looks like shit.
Sally: Yeah, I told that to the architect and she said that we are just too uncultured to understand the design.
John: What an aristotect.
aristotect by PaBe November 30, 2006
arse,or arsehole from cockney rhyming slang, can be shortened to aris
"right up the aristotle"
"dad's being a right aris"
aristotle by Ols October 16, 2005