archivist

An archivist is a nice name for male secretary. When a male secretary is embarrassed of their profession and they try to pretend they aren't giving coffee to a boss, they call themselves archivists.

That Stephen Harty CLAIMS to be an archivist.

by vinceismyboss March 21, 2010

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

archivinghacker

a fanpage that is vinnie hacker's wife

archivinghacker was one of vinnie hacker's wife

by reeyuh March 11, 2021

anchoving

Doing anything for a little bit of Pussy or chasing a girl or is already taken.

"Dude, she literally doesn't like you your anchoving."

by anchovies! May 7, 2022

Achieving Jeeeols

True happiness is when you marry that person and you have multiple sons and you name them all "Jeeeol" - Achieving Jeeeols.

Them: you look so happy recently.
Me: Its because I have been Achieving Jeeeols.

by GPT-Joe March 20, 2024

Arching It

To blatantly ignore and interrupt other's ideas, opinions, or concepts. People who arch it tend to use the word "Lowkey" which is commonly abbreviated as "lowk". The second anyone is an argument brings up a point which they can't bull crap their way out of they stop responding .

"Sorry your idea wasn't added because "Andrew" was arching it"

by AnonymousPlanetMinecraftUser April 24, 2025

Warchiving

warchiving (verb)

Pronunciation: /ˈwɔ r-kaɪvɪŋ/

Origin: war + archiving = archiving for war

Definition

1. The act of meticulously documenting, recording, and archiving every shred of evidence when you know a fight is coming so you can absolutely nuke the other side’s bullshit later.

2. Turning your life into a goddamn legal discovery folder before someone else tries to screw you over.

3. Hacker/IT slang for “building a kill dossier”; collecting screenshots, recordings, chat logs, and emails so airtight they could crush someone’s legal or corporate defense like a soda can.

“Boss tried to rewrite history on that project, but I warchived every Slack message and email. When HR called me in, I had timestamps, receipts, and a folder named ‘break-glass’ ready to go.”

“My ISP kept gaslighting me about throttling. I went full warchiving mode; packet captures, speed logs, even a Wireshark timeline, and got three months of credit after I dropped it on Twitter.”

“Never argue with me about bug reports. I’ve been warchiving every ticket since 2019. I have commit history. I have diffs. I have the fucking receipts.”

by F.M. Luder September 24, 2025