Arachnophobia

Fear of spiders

I think I might have arachnophobia.

by Phobiameanings March 29, 2021

Ninja Arachnigga

A Ninja Arachnigga is a black spider that has received ninja training. Most Ninja Arachniggas start a crime fighting life after their training. Almost every arachnigga has become a celebrity, due to their increased ninja skills and the fact that they can pose as African Americans. Usualy armed with Glocks, katanas, pump shotguns and kunais

Examples of Ninja Arachniggas

-Samuel L Jackson

-Wayne Brady (his training was not complete, thus he does not have as many ninja skills)

-Morgan Freeman (grand master)

by Gergery December 12, 2008

Arachnegrophobia

Fear of black spiders from the ghetto. Also, fear of negroes with spider tattoos.

So I got this cool black widow tattoo on my penis, but now Jennifer won't go down on me because of her arachnegrophobia! :(

by RaMpi_ July 1, 2012

arachnicardia

The sharp, sudden increase in heart rate due to a surprise encounter with a gigantic, evil, devil arachnid.

Josh suffered arachnicardia last Wednesday when a giant, hairy spider jumped on him.

by beerchicky June 16, 2014

arachnaphobia

Is when your scared of spiders

I have a arachnaphobia of spiders

by TazeGodz May 23, 2016

Arachnisuckin'

The act of sucking off a spider's genitals.

At the family gathering, the baby was arachnisuckin'.

by AndromedaNL June 23, 2023

Arachnamalia

Arachnamalia - A highly evolved state of Arachnophobia in which fear has long since been overcome. The sight of spiders now triggers an almost inhuman predatory response where the subject will wait patiently, ignoring all else and becoming hyper aware until the spider reappears and the subject obliterates it from existence quickly, silently, and efficiently. After the kill, subject may wear a slightly crazed look and silently gloat to themselves. It is assumed that this response releases a dosage of dopamine in the subjects brain making this new behavior highly addictive.

John is sitting quietly at his computer looking at some internet porn when out of his peripheral he spots a spider. His Arachnamalia quickly takes over. He silently stalks it and with the nearest flat object, he ends its life instantly. He observes his new kill with crazed interest.

by Marze September 30, 2009