appliancility

The act of having sex with one's household appliances. Such as, the coffee maker, washer, and dryer, refrigerator, vacuum, etc, etc.

Cletus, have you committed appliancility with the vacuum? It's clogged again.

by EBifiotf June 16, 2022

Appliance

Organist slang for an electronic church organ. They usually are poorly build representations of traditional pipe organs and use digital/analog technology which render them the laughingstock of the organist community. The sound they produce is usually fake and synthetic sounding, have such stop tabs as "full tremulant" and "reverb".

See "Toaster" or "Washing Machine"

I heard they have installed a God-awful appliance at St. Thomas Church to replace the old pipe organ... The organist hates it and plays the piano instead.

Stupid appliance, it has so many sticking notes, when you try to play it, it sounds like a swarm of angry bees.

by Mrsandr August 3, 2023

houshold appliance

all those dirty little sheep flocking to all the windows of the comercial buildings

That g over there just cant get off all this worldly pleasure of these houshold appliances.

by Fantom-Stranger May 26, 2003

Direct Appliances

A kitchen appliance store in Orlando, FL; funny asian man is owner.

"Hey, wanna head over to Direct Appliances?"
"Yes. Delicious washing machine."

by mondays lmfao December 24, 2021

Rich People Appliances

An appliance that looks so sleek and state of the art that zero of the functions actually work. An appliance made for those who've never had to use them. Hydrovac for maid payers, coffee makers for people who never need to wake up.

My mother in law filled our house with these junk Rich People Appliances and now I have to pay to get rid of them!

by Augustus Brokea$$ February 16, 2024