a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.
by singstar319 June 19, 2011
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when a fat black man shits in a milf's mouth and then duct tapes it shut slaps her in the face with his penis and farts in her nose while going down the road on a public bus.
by funnyman156687898 December 12, 2010
Get the Black Applesauce mug.1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".
2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.
2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.
1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!
2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.
2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.
by cupajoe April 6, 2010
Get the Applesauce mug.A man who doesn't wear condoms when having sex with women he hardly knows. Derived from the expression of how a man "plants his seed" to impregnate a woman. "Johnny Appleseed" can also be used to refer to a man who has many children by many women.
"Mike refuses to wear rubbers with any chick he has sex with. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
by Bolo919 April 13, 2009
Get the Johnny Appleseed mug.The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style
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Get the criss-cross applesauce mug.1. The sauce made from apples and is mixed in with cinnamon.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.
"Applesauce, applesauce, applesauce, applesauce... Unsweetened applesauce..."
"All that was in there was applesauce."
"So then, it's agreed... applesauce.
"All that was in there was applesauce."
"So then, it's agreed... applesauce.
by Katie Marie Bell October 15, 2011
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