An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
by Texpert November 21, 2010
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The specific type of adversity encountered when you've spent years developing an iPhone app, only to have it rejected by the Apple App Store review team often for little or no rational reason.
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A term used when you know something you’re doing is going horribly wrong
A cry of power/anger/defeat
A term used when you know something you’re doing is going horribly wrong
A cry of power/anger/defeat
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Comes from the clientele of a popular US restaurant chain who enjoy frequenting the establishment and then going home to perform the sex act usually as a first date. Skeezy guys invite somewhat innocent girls out for dinner at the restaurant. It's cheap, s the skeezy guy isn't putting much up, but somewhat well known and respectable so the girl will put out. All girls who accept invitations to Applebee's from skeezy guys will put out in the butt, because they all love it in the butt.
Comes from the clientele of a popular US restaurant chain who enjoy frequenting the establishment and then going home to perform the sex act usually as a first date. Skeezy guys invite somewhat innocent girls out for dinner at the restaurant. It's cheap, s the skeezy guy isn't putting much up, but somewhat well known and respectable so the girl will put out. All girls who accept invitations to Applebee's from skeezy guys will put out in the butt, because they all love it in the butt.
"She loves going to Applebees."
"He loves taking girls to Applebees."
"Do you want to go to Applebees?"
"Where a condom when you go to Applebees."
"You shouldn't take me to Applebees tonight, I had spicy Thai food for lunch."
"He loves taking girls to Applebees."
"Do you want to go to Applebees?"
"Where a condom when you go to Applebees."
"You shouldn't take me to Applebees tonight, I had spicy Thai food for lunch."
by Xylitol November 1, 2014
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