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Taking Grandma to Applebees

An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.
by Texpert November 21, 2010
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Applebees

The act of giving or receiving a blow-job in a public bathroom is to "Go to Applebees."
Jo: "So what did you end up doing on your date with Carly last night?"
Sam: "She wanted to go to Olive Garden. I wanted to go to Applebees. So we compromised and 'went to Applebees' in Olive Garden."
by Guy Fieri December 19, 2011
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Appleversity

The specific type of adversity encountered when you've spent years developing an iPhone app, only to have it rejected by the Apple App Store review team often for little or no rational reason.
Man, it sux that the SmuggleTruck app you rocked was the victim of Appleversity.
by DanteSmart May 21, 2011
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Appleverse

anything and everything involving apple.
My iPhone is part of the appleverse
by MarcieJ June 12, 2020
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Applessss

Oh my gosh Rems took all my Applessss
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Applebees

interj.
A term used when you know something you’re doing is going horribly wrong

A cry of power/anger/defeat
Ex. a man sprinkling apple cider at bees

gets stung APPLEBEES
by Mofo with no name May 30, 2021
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Applebees

Noun - The act of anal intercourse a.k.a. butt sex. Fucking someone in the ass.

Comes from the clientele of a popular US restaurant chain who enjoy frequenting the establishment and then going home to perform the sex act usually as a first date. Skeezy guys invite somewhat innocent girls out for dinner at the restaurant. It's cheap, s the skeezy guy isn't putting much up, but somewhat well known and respectable so the girl will put out. All girls who accept invitations to Applebee's from skeezy guys will put out in the butt, because they all love it in the butt.
"She loves going to Applebees."

"He loves taking girls to Applebees."

"Do you want to go to Applebees?"

"Where a condom when you go to Applebees."

"You shouldn't take me to Applebees tonight, I had spicy Thai food for lunch."
by Xylitol November 1, 2014
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