Apphole

1. A person who either is under the employment of Apple, Inc. or knowingly uses their products fully knowing their business practices.

2. An ignorant person who uses and promotes Apple products that is unaware of Apple's questionable business practices; a "hole" in their head; brainless.

"I hear Apple is filing another injunction against Samsung for something they say they 'invented' even though Samsung provides the components for most of their devices. What a bunch of appholes!"

"What did you say? I was too busy listening to music on iTunes through my iPhone and asking Siri to find songs for me. By the way, did you know that Samsung stole Apple's invention of voice recognition that it uses in Siri?

...you're such an apphole."

by feigningfigure April 9, 2012

appshole

when a friend or a niece/nephew plays with your phone and deletes or otherwise ruins the functionality of your applications

what the hell Sherry? your little appshole son locked up my Instagram app.

by Jay dubyah April 21, 2018

Appleless

The set time that will occur quite soon - when the world's apples become poisonous and people tragically die one by one. This time was originally based on a bestselling movie, but then after being researched turned out to be something that could actually occur in the next few years. So beware of the apples around you.


"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... or does it?"

Person 1: Eats apple. Dies.
Person 2: Eats apple. Dies. Therefore the world will become: Appleless

by Lulu Magoo Brown March 20, 2009

applecore

Applecore, or AxC, is a rebellion against all the stupid-ass cores that exist today.

what the hell is grindcore/trashcore/dancecore?
it/they/he sounds unlistenable.

that's why there's applecore.
it's inedible, but it's highly listenable.

"God, why are there so many stupid -core genres now. I think i'll just invent my own and call it applecore."

by Alex Dowson September 7, 2008

apphole

Someone who constantly wants to show you their latest software application.

I was in the middle of a conference call and Joe barged in to show me his new mobile app. What an apphole!

by melonzilla April 21, 2015

Appleonea

The most prettiest person in the world! :) The Smartest, Nicest, Funniest, and AWESOMEST person in Kealakehe! I love how she always smiles when u look at her. I can tell her anything without being judged! She get's ALL the guys.. ;) She is a very interesting person to talk to and have walks with around town. I know if i get hurt she will always be there... or if i have boy problems she makes me stop thinking bout him... :)

1-22-12 We walked like everywhere! :) hahaha Love u bestie! :) I LOVE U APPLEONEA!

by cammie936 February 22, 2012

Applecore

A person who thinks Apple is the creme de la creme when it comes to computers, software, and personal electronics. Most do not, in fact, know anything about any of those, but will nonetheless insist that Apple products are always superior with the fervor of a Fundamentalist protesting a pride parade.

See also: applefag, appletard, iTard, applectomy

OP: Why should I care about the iPad, exactly? It has much lower specs than tablet PCs in the same price range, it can't be used for gaming or drawing, and it's just a big iPhone minus the ability to take pictures or make calls.
First: Inb4 Applecores.
Second: OP is an idiot. The iPad is the most amazing thing ever...(tl;dr)

by Robian April 17, 2010