apatheism

Not giving a shit whether god exists.

Theist: Believe in Jesus and reform your sinful life! God will throw you in hell!
Atheist: No, religion is a mental disease!

Apatheist: Hey guys, try apatheism. It's very nice. You won't have to care about this issue!

by fuzzydrinks July 5, 2009

Windows Apache

An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI

I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.

by Rytherix July 31, 2006

Apache Park

A ghetto shit hole that has slides where you can usually find the rare gay pokemon Nikeshita and the infamous amazing rap group The Illstate Boyz! Also can be seen on Gangland for biggest joke of gangsters.

Dam you wana go ball at Apache Park? Nah Nikeshita and the Illstate Boyz might be there!

by Mo Weiner April 4, 2010

apathetic lizardman

A term derived from the game Kingdom of Loathing (KoL) An apathetic lizardman is a player of which does not care how he plays, nor will he or she ever put any form of effort into the game to gain anything, or progress. Usually very unemotional.

Lol, that guy was farming in the Treasury! He's such an apathetic lizardman!

by SaschaVykos June 21, 2006

Apache death fart

Flatulence released from the deepest depths of your bowels that it would suffocate 42 Apache Indians in a cave.

Holy shit Kristin you let out an Apache death fart in here roll down the windows!

by Setjeep June 7, 2018

Penile Apache

When one is fixing to ejaculate and sprints toward an individual and delivers a large amount of semen onto them. Often times while screaming the phrase, "America!". Can also be referred to as a Strafing Run, or The Screaming Eagle.

Adam delivered the woman freedom with his use of the Penile Apache. Believed to be his final form.

by KrispiKreme March 1, 2015

apathetist

An apathetist is someone who instead of believing in the existence or non-existence of God, simply chooses not to give a flying rat's arse on the subject. They are freed from the delusion of religion; freed from the smugness of atheism; and freed from the indecision of agnosticism.

In a conversation about God, they will be the person who nods politely, then listens to their iPod until the conversation is over.

Religious: "Praise the Lord!! I live and breathe for Jesus!!"
Atheist: "I am just a bunch of chemicals whose life has absolutely no meaning. But dammit I won't rest until everyone else feels the same way!"
Agnostic: "There's no proof either way. Oh look there's a nice fence I'll go sit on!"
Apathetist: "Meh."

by dalb0z March 18, 2010