anartheism

A portmanteau word combining Anarchy and Theism which describes a philosophy purporting the practice of spiritual ritual without the structure of a hierarchical organization.

She was rejected from initiation into the coven because her extreme anartheism prevented her from bowing to the high priestess.

by Mike iLL July 15, 2011

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Apatheist

Someone who may not see the value in religious pursuits, may not align themselves with a certain belief structure, or may not concern themselves with religious institutions (including atheism, agnosticism).

Will: I couldn't believe it, this person bought into all that dogma about Noah's Ark and believed in Unicorns and Dragons.

Jim: Who cares? Why does this discussion matter? I'm just an apatheist.

by Sweaterman May 22, 2007

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aparthied

Aparthied ( "apart-hay-d" )

Aparthied is an Afrikaans word that defined the seperetion of white people from any others in south africa from 1948 untill 1994, when Nelson mandela was like.. alright fuck this shit. no more white power. lete me equal niggas.. but now its basically just reverse aparhied. in southafrica all the crime is from the black population. and another shit thing is theres 1 white cop to every 150 black cops.. so were fucked.. people wonder why.

Aparthied was so harsh on them that they had different benches, bathrooms, restaurants, busses and areas they they could only use or enter. if they were caught using a white facility, they would be fined either 50 rand ( 5 dollars more or less) back then. that was a months salary for them.. you could buy 2 loves of bread with 2 cents ( 0.15 dollars... goddamn american exchange rate).. Back then. some rich mo'fos moved to cowies hill

if 50cent was in southafrica during aparthied, he would've written sings about cutting cane, killing white farmers and sexing up every ones black nanny's.

by trojanHIPPOjstMOVEDtoCOWIEShil March 19, 2011

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Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If praising something, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, it's hard to determine since they don't really care about schedule either, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists called "the grey gathering" to confront others of similar beliefs and pop bubble wrap to proclaim their indifference towards religion...Oh, and discuss philosophy.

SUPERCHRISTIAN: OMGWTFBBQ that deer is so pretty *Squeals*

Religious congregation: Amen!!!
Evangelical Apatheist: Whatever, dude.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: What's up with him? Do you believe in god?
Evangelical Apatheist: I don't care, neither should you, and here's why. Do you ever see the lilies toil with religion? No, do you see that deer there bother with mosaic law? No, it is natural and it is honest.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: O o
_________________0 - LOLWUT?

by Heyit'sBrandon May 9, 2011

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