st. anselm's

One of the coolest schools in the history of the United States of America. Every single girl from every single school is obsessed with our intelligence, good looks, and athleticism.

Really hot supermodel: "Hey where do you goto school?"
St. Anselm's guy: "St.Anselm's"
Really hot supermodel: "Let's fuck now"

by St. Anselm's Rules August 26, 2004

Saint Anselm College

Saint Anselm is a private Benedictine liberal arts college located on a hilltop in Manchester, N.H. Saint A's was founded in 1889 by the world's oldest religious order, the Benedictines—a Catholic order. There are approx. 2000 students, with students from 28 states and 21 countries.

Saint Anselm fields 20 men's and women's varsity teams, which compete in NCAA Division II. Member of two Athletic Conferences Division: Northeast-10 and ECAC. Their mascot is a Hawk.

Saint Anselm is also known as "SAC"

I applied to Saint Anselm College, then failed out after the first semester.....

by Murphy A December 11, 2008

st. anselm's

Most Atheletic School in the USA...

St. Anselm is the best team in the PVAC the #1 league in America

by Dj ppls November 3, 2004

Saint Anselm College

A small ass college thinking it resides in Manchester NH but it actually is in Goffstown. Chances of you getting an A on anything is slim to nothing. Girls have way to much respect for themselves to put out on a regular basis. Most people become alcoholics to deal with their struggle. Weekends are the only plus. Food is overrated. Known as the SAC meaning Shitty Ass College.

Guy 1- I am getting laid this weekend.
Guy 2- Lets be serious you go to Saint Anselm College

Guy 1- I go to Saint Anselm College
Guy 2- Oh damn that just sucks.

by Unknown Man 666 March 8, 2011

st. anselm's

A small boy's school in NE DC known for its rigorous academics. Conducted by Benedictine monks, the boys are taught at a very young age to be afraid of the opposite sex and to study until their brains explode. Girls are not intimidated by their intelligence, but rather astonished at their failed attempts to socialize. Social skills do not come to "Abbey Boys" until the later years when they learn to not care. Then Kairos changes everything and it's all good once again. There will always be at least one girl from any given girls school who is unhappy with at least one Abbey Boy and at least one girl from the same school who is very happy with at least one Abbey Boy. Sports are not the Abbey Boy's forté, but they give it an honest effort every once in a while.

Catholic Schoolgirl: I went down to st anselm's and found a really cool guy!

Catholic Schoolgirl's BFFAEAEAE: Oh yeah well I hate his classmates. They said they were too good for me.

by Ruben January 19, 2005

Anselmi

Anselmi is a typical "old" finnish name. Anselmi has thick blond hair and icy blue eyes. He is very commited to hockey and school. That's why he doesn't have time for anything else. Be careful when you fall in love with one. They might not like you back and think that you're weird. Anselmi will affect your future with any other relationships, because he is known. Everybody are his friend. Be careful. He is cold hearted

#anselmiplayshockey

by agratez December 21, 2019

Angelmoroni

The most amazing yet loving guy in the world. He'll take good care of you and is mature enough to not let people get under his skin about his loved ones. Just know that if you have an Angelmoroni that he is an actual legit angel, and he will always be there for you. He is the most cutest being in this world

G:Angelmoroni is so amazing, I love him!

by Bigdumpies October 22, 2023