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angry young man

A young adult, typically male whose rebellious phase in life was delayed, thus instead of presenting itself during adolescence, it precipitated during young adulthood. Unable to control the fluctuating levels of testosterone and can't afford anger management therapy, coupled with his tiny weinner and inability to get laid he soughts out war on the world and society. He becomes a moral police criticizing social norms.
Angry young man:

I hate guys mixing with girls, partying and having a good time. They are what's wrong with the world. They are filthy vermins of society.

Friend:

Mann... just coz u ain't got no friends and still a virgin, ya dun have to rain on the parade!
by kthsdm May 17, 2014
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angry dwarf man

A small said to be person who wanders the streets whilst drunk off non-alcoholic beer attempting to chat up everything and anything that breathes, and more recently even things which do not.

Also known as TomCat / Carpe Diem
The original angry dwarf man is a creature known as Tom Cat, he originated from the Stockport region of the United Kingdom. Sightings are rare, due to either his keeper Victoria not letting him be seen in public or his incarceration for necrophilia.
by TerribleExpert December 29, 2015
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Angry Kungfu Man

While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, then you trow some long hair against her nose and you will have a Angry Kungfu Man}
by THMRY December 20, 2008
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Angry Beverage man

A man who works at a college, ex: University of Hartford, he usually stocks the cups my the drink machines and stares at the girls asses as the pass, also someone who makes sure that you use the appropriate bowl for ice cream, usually abbreviated as ABM
The Angry Beverage Man just looked at my girlfriends’ ass then he took my cup when I wanted to get ice cream and told me I need to get a bowl.
by Mike Randazzo October 8, 2007
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angry china man

The "angry china man" is a uncommon series of species wich dies of hungry and eats dogs,is also very sexy and asks for bob pics and always gets them,NOT INDIAN NOR AMERICAN,considered the god of Asia.
by donutofdonutsofdonuts September 25, 2017
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Angry little man syndrome

When a nigglet gets mad over anything and cries whenever someone beats him in argument
Ameer has angry little man syndrome always getting mad at dumb shit
by Bigcockasus October 9, 2020
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Angry Kool-Aid Man

When you are eating a bitch out and she suddenly has her period. Your face is then covered in her blood. You then break through the wall yelling out "Oh yeeeahh!"
"Man, Heather had her rag yesterday and I was able to pull an Angry Kool-Aid Man after I went down on her."
by R3825 November 13, 2007
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