two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018

sash an ass

The ultimate interaction with the divine being, ass. To sash an ass, one must achieve enlightenment..

I sash an ass on a daily basis.

by Marchass June 24, 2004

t-rex an ass

Being dinosaur deep in that ass and don't know what to do with your arms.

Darrell was T-Rex an ass and his armed never moved.

by Birdman459 March 25, 2016

sexy samoan with an ass

cameron

wow did you see that sexy samoan with an ass? yeah that’s cameron.

by yepitsme__0 January 23, 2022

Give your girlfriend an ass massage day

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.

Tomorrow it's give your girlfriend an ass massage day

by Sezmstersem April 2, 2023

Go Suck an Ass

Go Suck an Ass: similar to the phrase "go suck a dick," but worse. When you tell someone to "go suck an ass" It is THE WORST way you can yell at a tool who is pissing you off.

Julia G

He pissed me off, I told him to go suck an ass!

Boy: Send me a nude - Girl: Go suck an ass!

by Go Suck an Ass November 10, 2017

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009