amsterdam

Originally the name of what is now known as New York City.
Wha??? NYC used to be called Amsterdam? Those slimy dutch bastards are everywhere!
by Grave diggin mofo September 21, 2004
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amsterdam

1. Beautiful city, with amazing architecture, lovable citizens, and an amazing red light district.
2.The asshole of NY filled with ghettos, and drugs.
1.The people at Amsterdam are really nice!
2.Person1: did you just come back from Amsterdam?
Person 2: how was it?
Person1: I have a bullet in my leg, an addiction to heroin, and The smog gave me cancer.
by Markus316 May 12, 2008
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amsterdam -Verb

A amsterdam is when: You hit town with your girlfriend and smoke weed, then get back home for some sensual sex!
Group chat with homies:
You: Let's do something today guys!

You: Long time since we did some crazy shiit
Friend4: Sry man doing an amsterdam tonight! sry again
Friend3: dayum Friend4! you have that kush though?

friend2: Im in on hitting town today! Good look on your amsterdam Friend4
friend1: Better be a good amsterdam then, bros before hoes you know !
by UZHA April 07, 2016
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Amsterdam is NOT THE CAPITOL of The Netherlands, The Hague (Den Haag) is. Nevertheless, Amsterdam is the freakin' greatest place on earth.
New York is a major city in The US - the capitol of The US is Washington,DC
Amsterdam is a major city in The Netherlands - the capitol of The Netherlands is The Hague
by DamnTheBroccoli July 12, 2006
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amsterdam

tiny village in holland where all the 15-30 year old british lagerlouts that smoke weed and fuck whores hang about.

Because its such a small town all the evil weed smokers and other scum hang about in the same place as the ordinary, decent people who just want to go shopping. This scum goes around stealing cameras and stuff and then sells it to feed their weed smoking and whore fucking addictions.
I went to Amsterdamn and some fucktard stole my brand new Nikon E2200 there. I dont think I'll be going there again any time soon.
by towel401 September 14, 2004
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Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.
by AnotherSynonym February 16, 2009
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Amsterdam chocolate

slang term for hashish, but is occasionally used to describe very powerful weed.
Joe: Yo thats some nice amsterdam chocolate!
Bob: yeah I got it from my cleaning lady.
by IanMichG February 11, 2009
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