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Ambrodexterity

The act of immediately purchasing two drinks when you enter a bar; a beer for one hand, and a mixed drink, such as a gin & tonic, for the other. The reasons for this technique are fivefold:

1) All night long, you look like a classy guy bringing another lady a drink. It is scientifically proven this will make other women more into you.

2) You become twice as drunk, in half the time.

3) Rather than worry about what to do with your hands, or stuff them into your pockets while you aren't dancing, they're busy holding two drinks.

4) Potential observant wingmen and bros can be snapped up once you explain the concept of ambrodexterity to them when they inquire as to why you're holding two drinks.

5) Whilst dancing, you have an excuse to use nothing btu hips.
Bro1: Dude Sypohn8's ambrodexterity really is something to be admired.

Bro2: I know man he really knows what he's doing.
by Giggglin' September 16, 2010
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ambrose ali university

A place for the homeless, dirty and frustrated ones and also it is another home for animals. NOTE: the other name for Ambrose Ali University is called REFUGEE CAMP
Son: mom I want to go to the university...

Mom: but we don't have money to pay for things you will need as a student...
Son: mom don't worry my friend told me of a university that accept the frustrated and homeless ones

Mom:what is the name of the university

Son: Ambrose Ali University
Mom: wow, get ready son .. we're going there next week
by Rough marlian April 22, 2020
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ariana ambrosino

Ariana Ambrosino is the best friend anyone could ever ask for! She's so kind, loving and always knows how to make people happy. Everyone needs her in their life.
I'm so glad to know Ariana Ambrosino.
by whydontwe1762 August 26, 2018
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Merle Ambrose

An ULTIMATE wizard who can cast any magic spell in the epic game. Wizard101. He can cast guacamole nigga penis, give me your cake, ur adopted kid shutup, you're gay and finally nigger dance. Be careful messing with the mysterious ambrose.
by humungoppman123 April 21, 2020
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ambrose

boy/man, most commonly belgian, that has strong tendencies to wear khaki short shorts and aviators. if cold, a black ensemble is worn. they are most known for playing the guitar, most often in metal bands. also, they tend to have strong jaws and dorky but arrogantly confident walks.
by sloth/wingman July 6, 2011
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ambrose

the most dangerous gang in chicago .started in pilsen ,their colors are black/babyblue and they are mostly latino .they are afilated with folks
the ambrose kills a lot of latin kings and stones
by folk luv February 12, 2006
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ambrose

To disingenuously and insufficiently cite another historical work in order to imply that the research is yours. Distinct from plagiarism as the work IS vaguely cited, but the near identical language is not put inside quotation marks.

Originated by the disgraced pop historian Stephen Ambrose.
I ambrosed the shit out of that unpublished thesis, hope my supervisor doesn't notice...
by TheBigS March 24, 2008
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