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AMBULANCE DRIVER

What the ignorant world call the people who train there asses off to help injured people. We Are EMT's and PARAMEDICS. Yes we do drive an ambulance, but are way more intelligent than people give credit. WE get abused, mistreated, spit on, cussed at, belittled on a daily basis, miss numerous hours of sleep and miss meals all so we can take you to the hospital, even if it is not truly an emergency and you just want a ride because you believe you will get seen faster. POLICE ARE THE FINEST, FIREFIGHTERS ARE THE BRAVEST AND EMS ARE THE FORGOTTEN.
I called 911 and the ambulance drivers showed up.
by paragod October 20, 2007
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mexican ambulance

a wheel barrow, hand truck or dolly.
"Pedro just cut off his toe with the shovel! Then dump out that cement, and take him in the mexican ambulance."
by R. Brown July 6, 2007
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ambulance chaser

1. Someone who runs after the EASY dream, not willing to do what it takes to earn the real thing.
2. A lazy person who chooses the easy wrong over the hard right.
Lawyers aren't the only "ambulance chasers" out there. Look at all the kids in Hollywood searching for the magic formula that they think will launch them to stardom. None really make it. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 20, 2003
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call an ambulance

are you underestiamating me dundun
johnny:stabs some1

shaggy:call an ambulance call an ambulance but not for me

*pulls out gun*
dundundoodoodoooddoodundun
are you underestimating me
by foruncleahmed/poggers November 13, 2020
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homeboy ambulance

noun; A car which is used to drop off victims at a hospital or police station. The vehicle usually drives into the ambulance bay, or to the front of the hospital, where the patient is pushed out, and the 'homeboy ambulance' leaves quickly, without making any contact with hospital staff. Most patients dropped off by these 'homeboy ambulances' are gang members or hookers. Usually seen in urban areas and county hospitals.
"We have a 17 year old gunshot victim, just rolled in on a homeboy ambulance"
by 5150Mike December 2, 2005
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Amblance

An emergency vehicle used to take black people to the hospital when they are hurt, sick or need a ride downtown.
LaShawnda told dispatchers to send an amblance, for real, because she jus ain't feelin it today.
by DietMist September 13, 2010
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Ambulance

Popular game used in flirtatious situations. One person, Player 1, announces to Player 2: "my hand is an ambulance, say red light when you want me to stop." Player 1 runs his/her hand slowly up Player 2's leg, starting at the knee and aiming toward the crotch. When Player 2 feels too uncomfortable for any further progress, he/she announces "stop!" Player 1 replies "ambulances don't stop at red lights" and proceeds with moving his/her hand toward Player 2's crotch.
Girl: "Hey, do you want to play ambulance?"
Boy: "Um, ok, though I'm not really sure how to play...."
Girl: "It goes like this: My hand is an ambulance, say red light when you want me to stop"
(Hand proceeds slowly up boy's leg)
Boy: (Noticeably uncomfortable) Red light! Red light!
Girl: Ambulances don't stop at red lights! (Hand proceeds up his leg)
by .T. baby January 29, 2008
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