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AMBER TURD 

An abuser, who plays the victim, she cries wolf, I'd say tears but she 'ain't' got none. She ruined her GORGEOUS ex-husbands life with FALSE accusations. Amber turd is also known for taking a shot in her spouses bed, then blaming a small dog. She has no consequences for her actions.....but KARMA will get her.
Don't leave an Amber Turd in the toilet...flush it!
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Amber Turd 

A long lost prophecy transcribed in a hematite stone. The Amber Turd prophecy was found in 2022 in the state of Virginia, where it tells a tale of a mythical being coming from the Amber Turd named Bono. The Amber Turd was thought to have come from King Herr Brolof and once graced with the all mighty biddy, it became Bono. Once known as the biggest brown to ever be known to mankind, the Amber Turd has long been a rumored myth prior to the Depp trial. Since the trial making the myth of the Amber Turd known to the world as a fact the Amber Turd has been eclipsed by a Colorado native known as Randall Marsh who has the record for the biggest poo to ever exist in one sitting, previously held by Amber Heard.
Bono is so talented, I bet his mother is proud of her little Amber Turd.
Amber Turd by Randy McMarsh June 1, 2022

Amber Turd 

The bitch that tried to take $10M from Jonny Depp and thankfully lost.
Person 1: Bro did you hear what Amber Turd did today?
Person 2: Still trying to make an attempt to steal $10M dollars from Jonny Depp? Yeah...
Amber Turd by GrapeJuicey1 June 2, 2022

Amber Turd 

A steaming, stinking pile of 💩 disguised as a human. Will 💩 in the bed of anyone who upsets her.
Don’t upset me or I will Amber Turd in your bed
Amber Turd by Verdict is in June 3, 2022

Amber Turd 

Amber Turd:
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.
I woke up in jail with pinkeye because my wife gave me the Amber Turd
Amber Turd by Dr Brown Eye June 15, 2022

Amber Turd 

A phrase used when one takes a dump, poo, or poop. Also used vulgarity towards a narcissist or feminist.
“I really need to take an Amber Turd

“That woman is such an amber turd”
Amber Turd by Petdragon June 4, 2022

Amber turd 

Any abusive woman, any woman who would make false allegations of abuse.
I dated an amber turd once... it ended when she started throwing things at me.