Álvaro

Badest mf of all time.
God like.

Most intelligent person ever to walk on this planet.
Gets and undresses all the girls just by looking at them and 24/7 high

Damn that badass mf Álvaro stole my father's wife just by looking at her and im not even pissed

by Madyxixoxo November 10, 2020

Allardice

The action of having a hot metal rod shoved into ones penis hole while Tom Cruise fondles your balls from behind as he is giving you a reach around and right as you ejaculate he rips the metal rod out.

"Oh man did you go to the party on the weekend? we did Allardice all weekend!"

by TTV James Ninja June 18, 2023

Alvar

Alvar, a really cool guy. Master of everything. Everyone should obey him.

Who’s that handsome guy?
Oh thats just Alvar

by Mostlyghhu October 1, 2019

Alvaro

Usually a person of the sexy mexican nationality. He is funny, smart, and has a big cock. A minimum of 7 inches is what an alvaro has. An alvaro is usually short but he compensates for his big cock. He can be on the skinny side but he is very strong. He is always good with the ladies and they are all over him. All his friends wish they could be him. All the girls wish they could have a little alone time with him.

Guy: Damn I wish I was Him for one day.
Guy 2: Yea I know.

Girl: OMG! Alvaro is looking fine. As always.
Girl 2: Gosh I wish He was my boyfriend.

by iamheeee April 9, 2010

Allard

Hot like a toaster.....

I just burnt my hand because it was allard! That girl is so allard.

by Gina and Leah January 31, 2008

alvaro

this dude is tall af. he deadass built like a skyscraper. hes pretty chill tho nonetheless. he is the ultimate wingman. always appreciate a homie named alvaro.

bro alvaro bought me a blueberry faygo last night, hes a real one.

by applejack650 April 6, 2022

Iván Alvarado

Manager at Seaboard Foods and Dad of 7

Here comes El Patrón Iván Alvarado con su ID de seaboard foods, te va mamar

by Iván Alvarado February 5, 2021