Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.

See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

Alton Missouri by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022

alton brown 

Thomas Dolby's evil twin (or at least a dead ringer for him). Has a cooking show on the Food Network.

One of my favorite episodes is when Alton Brown shows how to brew your own beer.

alton brown by Beer Hunter February 12, 2004

alton towers 

home to nemesis, oblivion, air, ripsaw, corkscrew, rita, spinball, enterprise...etc

best theme park in the UK

alton towers by emily laura June 27, 2005

Alton Towers 

Popular theme park in England. Famous for a lot of rides including it's most trademark one, 'Oblivion'. 'Air' is most likely to break down whilst riding it and you're most likely to drop a shoe or hat in 'Nemesis'. A very enjoyable theme park but if you soil yourself on 'Rita' you're screwed.

Also commonly shortened down to 'AT'.

"Let's go to Alton Towers today Mummy, but I mustn't forget to bring a change of pants!"
"AT is so damn cool!"
"Did you hear, that oblivion at AT is so scary!"

Alton Towers by sianster April 8, 2008

alton buckley 

Alton is a disgusting creature of a guy and doesn't have any friends. He is always lonely and dates his hands because they are the only things that can pleasure him. If he were to ever get a friend, he is always the shortest one. He his a dick to almost everybody around him and is delusional. If he is white, he is even more pale than the white wall, if black, he is darker than the tv screen turned off. He has a small dick and is very hideous.

You're such a fucking alton buckley

I feel bad for you because you're just like a alton buckley

alton buckley by ThenPerish February 21, 2020

alton brown 

Host of one of the best cooking shows ever made. A unique combination of cooking science, history and cooking equipment overview with a touch of humor and cast of unforgettable characters. Each episode focuses on a particular food or ingredient, such as steak, garlic, squid, gravy, eggplant (yes, eggplant), etc. The recipes are simple and easy to reproduce.

I learned to cook a steak and baked potatoes the best way from watching alton brown on Good Eats.

alton brown by bob zimuta May 12, 2006

Alton Towers 

A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.

"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"

"Yeah sounds good"

"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA

BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"

Alton Towers by Paddy Kenny April 14, 2008