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alternating caps

When idiot n00bs type. It's an alternating series of caps lIkE tHiS. Usually hard to read and overall annoying.
D00dz0rz!!111 lOoK aT mY aWeSoMe TyPiNg!!!11 RoFfLe My WaFfLe!!1111
by benmw02190 December 2, 2003
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DVD Alternate Ending

A phrase used when referring to a comment that may not be accurate.
Luis: The ride back from Wendy's was uneventful. In fact, we got back early.
Bobby Evans: Whoa, that must have been in the DVD Alternate Ending - Remember the Border Police?
by HugeBreasticle May 8, 2005
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alternate friend

The term "friend" used loosely. They are only considered a friend when the other party benefits and are often ditched when plans are made.
I was going to hangout with Kristen but she was busy so I decided to get Kelsey, my alternate friend .
by Foreveryoung231 March 5, 2017
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Alternating capitalosis

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.
DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."
by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019
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alternatehistory.com

alternatehistory.com is a website using forums to post alternate history, which also is known for having a moderator which locks people's forums post even if there new and are trying to make accurate alt-history.
Person 1: Hey I made a post on alternatehistory.com.
Person 2: Cool, but I made one too.
by TheUrbanCrafter August 3, 2023
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Alternation

The successive change fron one thing or state to another and back again.
The alternation between Spanish and English promotes effective communication between bilingual speakers.
by Veera Singh January 5, 2006
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alternate nickname

noun a pornographic pseudo-name in disguise

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This is likely a term made up by Microsoft Gaming Studios. When in edit mode for an Xbox Live gamer profile, the input description provided for the 'Name' entry is as follows:

"Enter your name or alternate nickname."

Up to this point, most people in the world have had their verbal identification needs met by both nicknames and names. (Those two areas are pretty robust) However, there are really only two major types of individuals that would need yet another freaking word to call themselves:

Super heroes or Pornstars (non-exclusive)

Now we know that comic book people can be a bit enthusiastic at times, but even DC Comics's and Marvel's count combined is under 13,000. If we are generous and assume then there are 50,000 heroes overall, that is only 0.000000000000002777% of the world's population. That is a really un-super amount!

Estimates for how many woman and men have been filmed in an explicit (sexy-time) manner is estimated to be at 2-3% in the U.S., perhaps globally around 1%. That is ~3,601,008,300,000% the amount of super heroes allegedly in existence.

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Microsoft's interactive user engagement program has taken things to the next level now with the Kinect these days... capable of generating extraordinary 3-D mappings of the gamer. Requiring you lift your arms along with the recommendation to avoid baggy clothing for improved safety "was no accident". Working with industry leaders to promote the use of yoga pants and giant rubber balls as legitimate exercise components, Microsoft has attracted the exact demographic and intelligence range of current porn stars and now perhaps future (they track weight loss) porn stars.

"Optimize every workout with immediate feedback on your form, power and heart rate with the all new Kinect, featuring Muscle Mapping, Power Gauge, and Pulse. Plus, feed your motivation with social challenges."

In other words, the exact feedback an attention loving physically engaged woman desires! One only has to go see Microsoft's adverts for the Xbox Fitness: sports bras, yoga pants, mappings of your movement and joints over time, heart rate, etc. Coming soon.

With enough voice data to collaboratively identify anyone after just 8 seconds of speech, the ability to program mapping metrics which may identify core/component muscle strength, 3-D models of said pornographic stars, and alternate nickname... the future of gaming lies in scale-accurate physical engagement components.
by masterwit December 18, 2013
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