by matt October 17, 2004
The first letter of the Greek alphabet, used to denote the first or foremost item of a set, for example by biologists to refer to the highest ranking in a social group of animals. More recently, out of the MRA cesspool leaked a travesty of this concept, applying it to (exclusively male) humans. Used by overgrown boys to refer to themselves, as apposed to everybody else being a beta, a cuck, or a peasant. Fancy themselves kings of the world because they got laid once, or at least claim to have been. Completely fall apart the second someone questions their weak charade of masculinity. Sure sign of an infantile dipshit and/or massive douche.
I was like, I am the alpha male I get to fuck all the bitches, and you are just a weak beta cuck. Anyway, the dentist said it will take two or three more sessions to fix this.
by toomuchBS February 04, 2018
"The Alpha" is the dominant male participating in a 3-way sexual encounter involving two men and one lady.
The (only) way to achieve "The Alpha" status is by having the other male suck one's heafty meat stick, by force if necessary.
It is crucial that both male participants are heterosexual, otherwise Alpha status is not valid - you've just done something gay.
The (only) way to achieve "The Alpha" status is by having the other male suck one's heafty meat stick, by force if necessary.
It is crucial that both male participants are heterosexual, otherwise Alpha status is not valid - you've just done something gay.
Kathy, a kinky dirt-bag slut, invited her casual fuck-buddy Steve to her place to bang her while her new boyfriend watched. After a while Kathy's boyfriend joined in the slam-fest, during which time Steve was like: "Suck my fucking cock dude. Now." The boyfriend hesitated and laughed it off thinking it was a joke, until Steve grabbed his head and made him choke on his yoghurt slinger.
Steve was The Alpha.
(Shortly thereafter, Kathy's boyfriend became unable to perform sexually. There were also rumors he lost his job and began to drink in excess.)
Steve was The Alpha.
(Shortly thereafter, Kathy's boyfriend became unable to perform sexually. There were also rumors he lost his job and began to drink in excess.)
by Will McKenzie January 01, 2017
n. the leader of a given fraternity. Usually seen in the frat picture wearing Lacoste shorts and shirt with a Ralph Lauren sports coat, Gucci sunglasses, and holding a cat. He is usually sweet as fuck.
by Col. Hans Landa August 01, 2011
by 1234231 February 13, 2017
when one shows mega dominance over others, and appears more powerful than may meet the eye. alpha's tend to be arrogant, however everyone wants to be the alpha!
by youeboom123 May 31, 2021
He is such an amazing person. He helps out the people he truly loves the most. Everyone loves him and enjoys talking to him. Even if its his personality or his looks, this man is so so perfect in every way. I’m sure that all his friends are glad to have him. This man had the kindest heart and deserves the world.
by exille September 04, 2021