Alonso

When you suck so bad at something you need to get on you're knees to participate in the activity.

X didn't make the team so he pulled a alonso to participate.

by Cgonzalez132 November 22, 2016

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Alonso

A football player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb for killing someone with a car

Georginho: I'm gonna go for a drive, gonna Alonso someone.

Pys: Anyone see where Lewis went?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

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Pete Alonso

Pete Alonso is famous for hitting bombs, saying LFGM and having a bad batting average with amazing homeruns totals

Pete Alonso is the best baseball player right now it’s not even close

by metscwd June 15, 2023

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Is one of those types of guys that will suck the life out of you when dating him. He doesnt care if he hurts his friends or anyone around him. All he cares about is himself. He will date you, then cheat on you, try and break you and your current boyfriend apart, then try and get back with you. He is a coward. Cant even muster up the man hood to talk to parents. He is a sketchy POS. Even little boys are more manly than Alonso. The best way I can describe him is he is a BLACKHOLE. Everything around him gets sucked into nothingness.

Person 1. Can you have Alonso Horros Duran talk to your father?
Person2. Nope he is too much of a coward!

by Data.proves.it December 23, 2019

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Alonso

Is goated and likes to suck cocktail. When hanging around bois he gets attracted to them and flirts with them. Can take a dick up his ass like a man.

Alonso you are fruity daddy

by Alonso daddy November 23, 2021

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An amazing best friend that is there till the end. Very protective, get jealous easily, but loves hard. He's most likely a Taurus ♉️ who enjoys being around a small group of people or by himself. Great lover and husband.

People aspire to be an Alonso.

by CancerWoman April 10, 2022

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