An Alwin is a first name for weird being that is human but mostly not considered as one. They used to live in packs but nowadays you can only find them alone, and even that only on rare occasions.
They are as cool as a cucumber and known for their enormous brains. They don't use these for learning or other useful things tho. They instead use them to memorize every line in 'Back to the Future' or play video games while developing a way not to go dankrupt.
They're often considered as a Dudebro and passionate lovers, most of them are very creative and have a dark kind of humor. (Dark as in 9/11 jokes dark)
They are able to make the best meals in the middle of the night, look at least mediocre in whatever they're wearing, impress people with their use of big words and make you enjoy your hangover after a night of excessive drinking. They're also great for deep late night conversations even tho it might happen that they emerge to pure weirdness and drag you into the fourth dimension in which dandelion-people ride on manatees and communicate by farting rainbows into each others faces.
However, they are still simple minded beings that only need a select group of friends, some crisps, some of that sweet sweet kush and a device to watch his movies.
They are as cool as a cucumber and known for their enormous brains. They don't use these for learning or other useful things tho. They instead use them to memorize every line in 'Back to the Future' or play video games while developing a way not to go dankrupt.
They're often considered as a Dudebro and passionate lovers, most of them are very creative and have a dark kind of humor. (Dark as in 9/11 jokes dark)
They are able to make the best meals in the middle of the night, look at least mediocre in whatever they're wearing, impress people with their use of big words and make you enjoy your hangover after a night of excessive drinking. They're also great for deep late night conversations even tho it might happen that they emerge to pure weirdness and drag you into the fourth dimension in which dandelion-people ride on manatees and communicate by farting rainbows into each others faces.
However, they are still simple minded beings that only need a select group of friends, some crisps, some of that sweet sweet kush and a device to watch his movies.
Person 1:"Yo, see that dude over there? That's a Alwin. He's dope as shit!"
Person 2:"Oh he sure looks like a Alwin! I'd hit him all night for the rest of my life if he would be such a kind and loving individual!"
Alwin: "I sure appreciate that compliment you beautiful being! May I ask you if you'd like to consume some marijuana?"
Person 2:"Oh he sure looks like a Alwin! I'd hit him all night for the rest of my life if he would be such a kind and loving individual!"
Alwin: "I sure appreciate that compliment you beautiful being! May I ask you if you'd like to consume some marijuana?"
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Derivative of "all in" (as in going all in) plus idiot.
Derivative of "all in" (as in going all in) plus idiot.
That "Alliniot" can't resist going all in yet again, with his Jack 4 off (suit) pre flop. What a donkey!!!
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Allin is very loyal
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Get the tyler allingham mug.The most hardcore fucking motherfucker to ever live. He's the guy who's name is 1st and then comes the band. ex: GG Allin and the Scumfucs, GG Allin and the Murder Junkies... His shows were the most intense things you could go to, people get beaten up at them, broken arms, GG's sings naked + he takes shits on stage and throws it at the audience, and basically he does anything he fucking wants to. Has been arrested over 50 times and died a while ago, like 1990's or something of a heroine overdose i think, which was before he could commit suicide at one of his shows which is what he claimed he would do. His music's awesome and he has his own genre: GG rock. I probably messed up a lot of details so feel free to edit and/or think i'm an idiot.
I went to a GG Allin concert w/my girlfriend. She got raped, my arms got broken and GG smeared shit in my face. It was fucking AWESOME.
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