Aleister

A Gaelic name meaning "The Master of Sex" given only to the most masculine of men. By law, a child may only be named Aleister if his penis exceeds 1/2 a foot at the time of birth. As a verb, "to Aleister" means "to fuck the shit out of" or "to effortlessly cause multiple orgasms in women. If a man named Aleister sleeps with a virgin, she instantly turns into a nymphomaniac whore. The name Aleister has been derived into the English word A-Lister.

"Aleister sure lived up to his name last night, he made me cum four times"

"That damn neighbour boy Aleister'd my daughter... she was a virgin, now she gets passed around like the town doobie.

by mlap1019 August 12, 2012

Aleister Crowley

An early 20th century occultist, poet, mountaineer, and recreational drug user. He created a spiritual belief system known as 'Thelema', Greek word for will. He is one strange motha fucka, but isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be. He titled himself as 'the beast 666'. And is well know for his sex magick, and other magickal practices/works.

Aleister Crowley made some ravioli's

by Goatman777 December 26, 2018

Alister

A girl who won’t stop having kids in Ft calls (Seth)

Person 1: I’m prego again from the ft call
Person2: Don’t become Alister

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

word-alliteration

Term that describes a situation where you unkowingly trap yourself in a sentence where your only option is to say the same word that you aready said earlier in the sentence, making you sound like a goddamn moron.

Grandparent: "So what do you study these days?"
Middle Eastern Studies Major: "Well, I study... Middle Eastern Studies"
Grandma: "Nice word-alliteration, jackass."

by pornomancer July 30, 2010

allistar

A very very sexy boy. usually quite posh, and sometimes owns chickens. Is very lucky due to the fact he has star in his name. Pulls girls like a farmer pulls up crops.

"oh my god i met a really hot allistar last night"

by secrets :) March 23, 2008

alliteration

When someone uses the same letter a ton of times. See the example and the first post.

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V." --Alliteration by V

by Mynoduespseudonymynoduesp April 3, 2010

alliteration insults

Like Assonance Insults but based on consonants instead of vowel sounds.

Bum bandit
Beef bayonet
etc

by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004