alligators in the sewers

Use this phrase when you know someone is giving you a total bullshit story, but you don't want to confront them head-on with their ridiculous lies.

Guy #1 - Yeah man, last night I picked up this gorgeous chick at the bar, and we had a threesome with her sister. Guy #2 - Yeah, okay man, blah, blah, blah, blase, blase, blase, alligators in the sewers....

by dipsys April 20, 2015

Alligator Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with one's penis. Both a noun and a verb.

I woke her up with an alligator slap.

by poorliljeffy June 5, 2010

feed the alligators

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)

Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2008

Allygator

i hate this guy

i hate allygator so much im not gonna destroy the internet

by laser_fox March 10, 2021

Road alligator

The strips of tire tread, usually from big rigs, which you see lying in the roadways.

"Breaker! Breaker! Someone call a Smokey. We got a six foot road alligator in the number two of the northbound double-nickle just south of the I-5! That sucker'll kill a two wheeler!"

by Green Bear September 26, 2005

See you later, alligator

This is an old use and still use for this catch phrase to tell someone see you. and the answer for it after while, crocodile, alligator and crocodile were brought for the sake of rhyme.

OK, see you later, alligator.
After while, crocodile.

by Nabeel, January 15, 2008

alligator handjob

Two parts orange Gatorade, one part P.Diddys Coconut Vodka, with a spritz of Coppertone’s moisture mist bronzing spray.

“So sir, what may I get you this evening”
“I’ll have an Alligator Handjob please”

“Yes sir, one Alligator Handjob coming up”

by 007withatwist December 21, 2017