Alex Turner

A lad that used to be cool and wrote frantic songs back in the day.
A cunt nowadays.

A: Dude, Alex Turner is so cool
B: He was in 2006

by Leprosy420 February 13, 2018

alex turner

a hot man who every girl with good taste wants to marry

“alex turner” is so hot

by thatisfp July 22, 2023

Alex Turner

A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.

Alex Turner can respectfully bash his guitar on my head.

by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024

Alex Turner

THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.

That man is so fine, just not as fine as Alex Turner.

by AlexsTurnerussy(PinterestUser) May 14, 2024

Alex turner

The hottest motherfucker EVER
(even if hes 39 nearly 40)

Bob: “bro ima alex turnYOU ON

puebert: “ BET (as long as your alex turner)

by bobwasnteverhere November 6, 2025

alexturnersexual

The state of being attracted only for Alex Turner, and Alex Turner only.

Example 1: Im Straight but god damn Alex turner hot asf.
Example 2: I am a Alexturnersexual.

by thechosennone January 7, 2021

AlexTurnersexual

Someone who is extremely attracted to Alex turner, and/or his hot British accent.

Pauline: I’ve finally decided that I am AlexTurnersexual.

Arabella: Wait. So am I!!

by RonWeasleyswife January 4, 2021