A person who, whilst thinking they are the Alpha Male of the group, often strutting around, being brash and cocky, is actually a complete fucktard, will end up fucking his hand most nights, and is a general douche.
Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.
Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.
Guy 1: "Look at Mike, he thinks he's such a player, he thinks those girls are lapping him up but they're laughing at him behind his back"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"
by DannoRC March 19, 2010
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Me: *randomly starts smiling*
Friend: What's on your mind bro?
Me: Aleah, I love her so much and she's so amazing
Friend: she truly is
Friend: What's on your mind bro?
Me: Aleah, I love her so much and she's so amazing
Friend: she truly is
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An Athletic/Buffed Weaboo
Alpha Weeb (アルファウィブ)
Like a Weaboo, Alpha Weebs are in to Japanese anime and also have their own waifus. Although, they are very athletic and they sometimes use their waifu, ironically or unironically, as a motivation for their gains. They have accepted themselves in being branded a weaboo.
Alpha Weebs are not afraid to workout with anime merchs on them and can be seen in packs. That being said, their social capabilities are exceptionally well.
There are plenty in the Armed Forces of some countries. Since they are very athletic.
They often call each other "Tanks" or "Units".
Alpha Weeb (アルファウィブ)
Like a Weaboo, Alpha Weebs are in to Japanese anime and also have their own waifus. Although, they are very athletic and they sometimes use their waifu, ironically or unironically, as a motivation for their gains. They have accepted themselves in being branded a weaboo.
Alpha Weebs are not afraid to workout with anime merchs on them and can be seen in packs. That being said, their social capabilities are exceptionally well.
There are plenty in the Armed Forces of some countries. Since they are very athletic.
They often call each other "Tanks" or "Units".
Person 1: Hey dude, I heard that one gym god was going to the Army!
Person 2: Yeah man, he's an Alpha Weeb. An absolute Unit. He probably watches more shows than us and he can also deadlift his 500LB bodypillow.
Person 2: Yeah man, he's an Alpha Weeb. An absolute Unit. He probably watches more shows than us and he can also deadlift his 500LB bodypillow.
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Ooh, she is such an Aleshia
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Get the Aleppo moment mug.any of the sexual degenerates or mentally-ll individuals identifying with or affiliating themselves with the LGBTQIA+ community. there are many different types. among them are males desiring males, boys wanting to be girls, girls wanting to be boys etc.
Johnny: "you hear Billy just came out of the closet? he's been a closet-case pole smoking homo his entire life! i saw him flying the rainbow flag. he wants me to go to one of those LGBTQIA+ rallies with him in Boston next weekend.
Chris: "i knew it. i remember his grabbing my hog a few times. what do you mean LGBTQIA+? don't give those degernates any credence. they're alphabet freaks, if you're gonna call them anything!"
Chris: "i knew it. i remember his grabbing my hog a few times. what do you mean LGBTQIA+? don't give those degernates any credence. they're alphabet freaks, if you're gonna call them anything!"
by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023
Get the Alphabet Freak mug.In social animals, the alpha is the individual in the community whom the others follow. In Homo sapiens the Alpha Hoe prides themselves on their ability to Attract and wrangle the "Cock". If dick hunting was economics their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Hoe Pack is envitbly diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a alpha hoe at the top, competiters for Alpha Hoe in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling alpha and take her place.
1) Two college roommates vying for "Alpha Hoe" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA in a futile attempt to show off there cock courting superiority and in the process discourage other hoes.
2) a) the chick every guy wants to get. b) The chick most guys know they can get with. c) The poster child for planed parenthood
2) a) the chick every guy wants to get. b) The chick most guys know they can get with. c) The poster child for planed parenthood
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