albuquerque

A really crappy city whose only redeeming qualities are the nearby mountains and the airport to get you the hell out.

Known for both extremely poor and extremely rich neighborhoods.

The local news is horrible and, recently, bear attacks have pervaded the city's already horrible reputation.
want to watch a bunch of illegals who drive terribly complain about bears?
come to albuquerque.
by morejacob October 06, 2007
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albuquerque

Albuquerque is a city in New Mexico, surrounded by mountains and drunk indians that try to raise buffalo, which are prime for paintballing. The state is perfect for Xtreme vandalism.
OMG DAYUM!!!11 I just melted that freakin port-o-let.
by McPoopy February 04, 2005
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The Albuquerque

When your boy demoted you from Jr. Deputy to Jr. Jr. Deputy after a nude interview with a MILF
Dakota totally pulled “The Albuquerque“ on me 😪
by SouthPaw October 19, 2017
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albuquerque

complete crap town. home to the worst drivers, the worst burritos (unless you know where to get the good ones), and home to worthless filth who beg for money outside just about every store in the west side.

we have what we call "hell hour"... about 4:00pm, right before rush hour where the worst drivers manage to merge onto the freeways at once before congestion. crappy ass cars with wire wheels going 80mph about 4" apart. you are lucky if you dont seen an accident happen right in front of you, and gunfire as the result.
"dude, albuquerque is a peice of shit"

"yeah i know..."

"lets burn this fucker down"

"ok"
by bigdickmike August 08, 2008
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Albuquerque Hello

When arriving in Albuquerque someone puts a trash bag over your head a sprays ether (preferably Polar brand starter fluid) in the bag until you pass out. Then you are placed in an 8 foot ditch and covered with dirt.
When James and Jimmie came to our small town we gave them an Albuquerque Hello.
by Spicy0304 September 12, 2019
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Albuquerque Aloha

Stabbing someone. This is how people in Albuquerque say "Hello", " Goodbye", and "Thank you".
Frank's in the hospital. Someone gave him the 'ole Albuquerque Aloha.
by Blkhrt February 16, 2016
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Albuquerque hello

Is the act of knocking someone out with a piggly wiggly bag full of starter fluid then burying them alive in an eight foot garbage hole in your backyard with a borrowed backhoe.
James: Hey, Jimmie, have you seen Janice?
Jimmie: No James, I haven't I think Karen gave her an Albuquerque hello.
by Fourty two September 13, 2019
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