Albuquerque is a small city in central northern New Mexico at the base of the Sandia mountain range. It is a dying town, with a fleeing tax base and its sole current source of financial support is Kirtland Air Force Base and Sandia Labs. Travel by car through or to Albuquerque is not recommended, as auto repair shops will damage vehicles left overnight to drum up business. They will also tell you that you need mountain air and special mountain batteries for your vehicle. There is no reason on cross-country trips to consider crossing or stopping anywhere in New Mexico, particularly in Albuquerque.
Albuquerque is not a good place to settle down
There are no jobs or education or health care in Albuquerque
There are no jobs or education or health care in Albuquerque
by Findler-man March 10, 2009
Get the Albuquerque mug.The largest city in New Mexico, part of the Bernalillo County! Bugs Bunny and Peter Griffin still need to figure out how to take the right turns there.
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 4, 2018
Get the Albuquerque mug.
Get the Albuquerque mug.That place where the meth is at
by thatguyteheheheahahaha69 April 16, 2022
Get the Albuquerque mug.Rented out by the Sinaloa Cartel to Meth Zombies, this is Albuquerque, where you can kill people anytime, night and day, and get away with it---Gangland Meth Zombie HQ, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
by Escaped from Meth Zombie Land June 26, 2023
Get the albuquerque mug.Albuquerque
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
Living in a box under the stairs
In the corner of the basement of the house
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy
I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "It's good for you"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut
Until I was twenty six and a half years old
That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel
Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah...
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
Living in a box under the stairs
In the corner of the basement of the house
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy
I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "It's good for you"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut
Until I was twenty six and a half years old
That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel
Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah...
by Archimedes4047 November 17, 2023
Get the Albuquerque mug.Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 2: "Albuquerque."
Person 1: "Are you an Alien?"
Person 2: "Uhhhhmmmm, noooooooo."
Person 2: "Albuquerque."
Person 1: "Are you an Alien?"
Person 2: "Uhhhhmmmm, noooooooo."
by Archimedes4047 November 20, 2023
Get the Albuquerque mug.