alfonso

the most caring and sweet guy youll ever meet. he cares and will always be there for you, hes very tall and comforting and you feel safe in his arms

you see him hes such an alfonso

by alfonso bubs November 19, 2021

Braulio Alonso High School

Home to nerds, sex icons, hot teachers, stoners, crackheads, thots, hot moms,bloods, crips, and ms13 gang members

Hey John didn't you get penetrated at Braulio Alonso High School?

by Pseudonyms are Fucking cool September 15, 2019

albonzo

the biggest kind of love there ever was, like that love that a mom has for her kids. Used when "love" is not enough.

I albonzo my cat. She is the best cat ever.

by skeeter March 5, 2005

Fernando Alonso.

A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.

"Fernando Alonso."

Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?

Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...

Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(

by I_Got_Wood October 19, 2010

alonso

A north american, usually mexican, video game obsessed child. Also is a naive child who doesn't know what a hard drive is. Also known to love sony own 3 playstation 3s and 4 PSPs.

Dude: I need a PS3
Dudette: There must be an alonso on our street that we can steal one from

by Random Al Saud May 26, 2008

Alfonso

Alfonso is not cool
80% homosexual
90% has a big ass

Guy 1: hey I like roblox porn

Guy 2: your an Alfonso

by sicknewcoolname February 14, 2022

Alonso Horros Duran

An Alonso is perfect. He is so smart even though he gets in trouble a lot and might be a small pain in the A$$ but is definitely worth every second of your time. He's sweet and can make you feel all bubbly all over and can make any girl blush to the point of no return. He's super funny and always knows exactly what to say to make not just you laugh, but everyone around him. Will constantly put himself in a position of misery and loneliness just to make you happy. Will love you till the day you die. Tall, and kinda lanky with huge adorable ears and deep brown eyes. Has a smile that can light up the world. Is not only can be the best freaking boyfriend in the world but a fantastic friend and best friend. Kind of quiet/shy and surrounds himself with a group of people but would much rather be with just a couple close friends. Absolutly athletic and a GoD at soccer and everything he does. Is loved by all in the world and blessed everyone who gets to meet him. Deserves the world. Acts like a total dork and will be a goofball but can be a serious shoulder to cry on and will hold your hand whenever and have a hug ready at all times

Person 1 "Yea the new kid Alonso Horros Duran?"
Person 2 "Yea hes like totally awesome"
Person 1 "Yea an Alonso Horros Duran is smart and funny and sweet and kind"

by #09232018Dork4Life November 19, 2019