Alan Shepherd

Alan Shepherd was a Navy pilot and the first American in space on the Mercury-Redstone 3 flight and the only one of America's original seven astronauts to walk on the moon (Apollo 14, 1971).

Alan Shepherd became the first American in space on May 5, 1961.

by locutusofdouche February 21, 2010

Alan Shearer

Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)

he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.

Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!

*Newcastle relegated*

*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*

by FTM2009 June 29, 2009

alan silvestri

The act of eating out a woman while using your tongue to conduct the theme to Mouse Hunt and using your penis as a baton to conduct a grand orchestra

Before we had sex, I took her to the Opera House and did an Alan Silvestri on her

by secret98789 April 17, 2011

Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Alan Smith

The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.

Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith

by Unclemoe69 February 28, 2017

Alan Sama

Alan refers to a male child, usually white. Other traits include but are not limited to above average rapping skills, doing Emo hair, Savagery and Banging your Hoe.

Sama is a Japanese honorific which stands for Lord.

"You're improving but you're still a long way from becoming like Alan Sama"

by xxxbangyourhoexxx September 17, 2017