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Sanding alabaster in bed
An
excellent
handjob
.
She's a master,
its like
she's
sanding alabaster in bed
and I'm the
sculpture
.
by
MsSaskatchewan
February 22, 2013
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Alabaster Shoehorn
The clean
nature of your foot or
shoe
before
shoehorning
another person.
"I had an
alabaster shoehorn
, but after I shoehorned
Jamie's
vag, I gotta wash
my shoe
"
by
ODRagnar375
October 18, 2018
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Alabaster Shoehorn
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