Alabaster Boom Box

When a white girl has a big butt.

Yo did you see Kaylee?? that girl got a alabaster boom box!

by FlyingFishSandwich January 30, 2024

Alabaster Shoehorn

The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.

"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"

by ODRagnar375 October 18, 2018

alabaster street

The sexual act of sticking ones toes in another's as

"Bend me over and give me an alabaster street big guy"

by Jim mcguffin November 22, 2022

The Alabaster Parakeet

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

west alabasters

western caucasians

you cannot be counterintuitive with west alabasters, we get too distraught. #STRESS

by spadescat October 15, 2025

west alabasters

western caucasians

you cannot be counterintuitive with us west alabasters, we get too distraught. #STRESS

by spadescat October 15, 2025