The Alabaster Parakeet

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task
1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry
by Alabaster Plastered April 13, 2010
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Spray Can Alabaster

paint or makeup up seal of ivory or alabaster white on a dark skin complexion to look white, usually goes by, African, asian, or Mexican who uses white paint like alabaster, ivory, or egg shell white, to cultural appropriate mainly European or British or white cultures, without cultural acceptance. Usually means a passer.
Oh, that white milky face Jane Seymour from the Tudor series is considered a spray can alabaster, but she's probably says she more so from up north, like China. In China they say milky face.
by Quizzicalbrowed January 03, 2024
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