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Armed Knobbery

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.
BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.
by The Shizifist May 25, 2011
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one armed bandit

A slot machine, Named after the 'old' era of slot machines with the arm on the side you pulled down. This was prior to modern era push button machines.
That slot-jockey has been playin the one armed bandit for hours.
by PG January 26, 2003
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Aimee <3

Aimee is the most beautiful girl in the whole world. Her smile is adorable and she is just gorgeous. She makes you laugh when your crying and she makes you cry when you see her crying. She has wonderful green eyes and everyone that knows her can be really happy to have her. No one is as special and adorable as her. She's nice and is always there for you when you need her. Even when she's crying and has big problems, she will give her best just to help you.
"Aimee <3 is so pretty"
"Oh yea and this is the prettiest girl you will ever meet"
by the.truth.untold. October 17, 2018
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Laiba Ahmed

A British cutie born on the 3rd of June 2010. She is kinda weird but super sexy. She grabs all the boys attention and is super clever. She is so leng that she got sent to isolation for distracting learning with her sexy looks. She is 5-foot 4-inches and has lots of friends. Her best friend is Joshua.
I hate Laiba Ahmed so much, I wish I was her.
by Mickeymouse69 March 27, 2023
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Aimee

Aimee is beautiful, kind, fun and funny, even a bit dirty minded at times Aimee is a great friend so u should be so greatful to have an Aimee u can tell Aimee all your Secrets and she won't tell anyone Aimee is shy but outgoing she is an awesome friend so NEVER LET GO OF HER XXX
Aimee is so kind
by Bestie_gang April 19, 2019
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Aimee

aimee is a very kind and funny girl. She is kind to everyone but is only close to a few people. If u hurt her she finds it hard to move on and forget about it. If there is something upsetting her you will see it in her eyes. Aimee doesn’t like lots of boys she usually has a crush on one and he likes her back. Aimee is very brave.
person 1: tell me a joke
person 2: ask aimee she’s funny
by yoloyeet October 17, 2019
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Ahmed Afzal

He is the most perfect, beautiful, sweet boy you will ever meet, who'll make your entire world light up with so much feeling and love. He is adorable and very competitive. He also plays football very well. He is someone you'd want to cuddle up and keep in your pocket forever. He is like a little kitty cat; he acts like a lion but is so floofy and sweet to that one special person. He is the most charming baby boi ever.
Safa: I'm going to beat Ahmed Afzal in football.
Aaliya: Try your best but he's very competitive
by mrbob_blep November 6, 2020
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