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Tits ahoy

Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"
Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*
by Nicnoc November 17, 2010
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Shits Ahoy

Shits Ahoy is a cookie the size of a Chips Ahoy but made totally of shit. A premium Shits Ahoy is fresh and warm. A Shits Ahoy is part of a challenge. What is the least amount of money one would accept to eat a Shits Ahoy cookie ?
" The pot head from Colorado, was willing to accept $ 5,000 dollars to eat a Shits Ahoy."
by Broth3r John June 22, 2016
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Niggers Ahoy

When you are boating & see two are more Niggers on a boat/ship it is custom to yell Nigger Ahoy.
Hey Emil look at those Niggers in that Boat.

Well Clay you know what that means don't you?

Why Yes Yes I do Emil

Both Shout Niggers Ahoy
by ProSnoopy March 6, 2011
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Chips Ahoy

a delicious cookie that can also be chewy
i looooooove chips ahoy
by someone who is something February 6, 2019
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Choads ahoy

expression

when a choad is sighted.
She pulled down his pants and cried "Choads ahoy!" at the ridiculousness she saw.
by Sanger July 14, 2005
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Chips Ahoy

A girl getting simultaneously penetrated by two or more Chippendales dancers. This usually ends with ejaculation on either side of said girl's face.
Oh dear, I can't believe Sister Rose was videotaped getting Chips Ahoyed!
by Ninjas of Love August 16, 2010
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Van Ahoy!

The signal declared by the driver of a minivan to begin claiming seats in said van. Seats that would be claimed consist of the traditional, "Shotgun", as well as the port and starboard "galley" (middle set of seats), and the port and starboard "poopdeck" (far back seats), the middles of the poopdeck and galley are of course called "bitch". In the event of a tie, the first to repeat said position wins the rights to the seat.
"Van Ahoy!"
"Shotgun!"
"port galley"
"starboard galley"
"port poopdeck"
"starboard poopdeck"
"damnit, i'm bitch."
by Ashley "Samurai" February 23, 2006
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