Alanis is a talented girl who doesn’t know who clear skin is and the funniest and dirtiest. Alanis has lots of friends but doesn’t tell any of them niggas shit! She can be a girly girl but she also love to shoot shit up... She is the loudest in the group and acts like she doesn’t care but deep down, Alanis has secrets.
Person 1: Do you know Alanis?
Person 2: Of course i do! that girl the best
Person 3: Shes all mine nigga get tf off!
Person 2: Of course i do! that girl the best
Person 3: Shes all mine nigga get tf off!
by shellybellies5 May 26, 2019
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Alani just told me off.
OMG look at that Alani. She's so gorgeous.
She seems like an Alani, keeps her friends to a minimum.
OMG look at that Alani. She's so gorgeous.
She seems like an Alani, keeps her friends to a minimum.
by truochiyardie January 16, 2011
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by Eliiiise May 20, 2018
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Get the Alani mug.Allanis' are very beautiful and creative. They have a lot of fun with people but can be shy at times. Allanis' are happy all the time. Allanis' are short but they can be tall. Allanis' are unique they love being their own person and they are sporty and girly!
by Sweg master 101 January 3, 2014
Get the allanis mug.Ahlana is a beautiful girl who is full of surprises! Ahlanas are never calm and always have something to say. They are bitchy sometimes but , she will be in your heart forever!! Love you Ahlana!
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by Ahlana Pool March 13, 2015
Get the Ahlana mug.a) Something that is NOT ironic, but rather, just really bad luck, or just a really shitty/unfortunate situation or occurrence in general.
b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.
c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.
b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.
c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.
'90's kid: "Aw man! its raining and i wanted to go to the beach today!"
'80's kid: "Um, that's not ironic, that's Alanis Ironic."
'90's kid: "What?"
'80's kid: "Dude, that's just bad luck, it's NOT ironic."
'90's kid: "But Alanis said..."
'80's kid: "Yeah, I know what she said- I've heard the song too. I hate to break it to you, but none of the situations in the song "Ironic" are actually ironic at all. For example, it's not "ironic" to have rain on your wedding day, that's just really fucking shitty luck. It would be ironic if you were an esteemed meteorologist, famous for your accuracy, and you had been planning your wedding for years based on your weather predictions for the most perfect, clear, sunny day, and then, totally contrary to your predictions, a huge storm occurs on the day of your wedding. That would be truly ironic."
'90's kid: "I have no fucking clue what you just said."
'80's kid: "Um, that's not ironic, that's Alanis Ironic."
'90's kid: "What?"
'80's kid: "Dude, that's just bad luck, it's NOT ironic."
'90's kid: "But Alanis said..."
'80's kid: "Yeah, I know what she said- I've heard the song too. I hate to break it to you, but none of the situations in the song "Ironic" are actually ironic at all. For example, it's not "ironic" to have rain on your wedding day, that's just really fucking shitty luck. It would be ironic if you were an esteemed meteorologist, famous for your accuracy, and you had been planning your wedding for years based on your weather predictions for the most perfect, clear, sunny day, and then, totally contrary to your predictions, a huge storm occurs on the day of your wedding. That would be truly ironic."
'90's kid: "I have no fucking clue what you just said."
by Captain American't July 11, 2011
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