Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015

christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018

unconsensual aging

When an event occurs in someone’s life that causes extreme stress or frustration, leading to a fast-paced feeling of growing older or “growing grey hairs.”

The stress from the 2024 election caused a lot of unconsensual aging for many Americans.

by spicymaranara February 10, 2026

Annual Ageing Event

Annual Ageing Event, is a new way of saying it's your Birthday.

This year i will celebrate my Annual Ageing Event at my local wine bar.

by Mr.Dinoman August 12, 2022

Annual Ageing Event

Annual Ageing Event aka Birthday

Lord Zhero's Annual Ageing Event is at the end of July. All are welcome to attend. This years theme will be
- Vintage Dinosaurs =),

by Lord Zhero July 18, 2022

Stefan Abingdon

Stefan is most well known for being in the band The Midnight Beast, with Ashley Horne and Dru Wakely. Having Youtube hits such as "Tik Tok", "Lez-be-friends" and "Ninjas" to name a few, but they are not "Just another Boyband"*. He has the most amazing hair in the world, and if a girl doesn't like him, "she must be a Lesbian"*. He is "quite well hung"* and uses this as one of his many chat up lines, but he's not just a "Booty Call"*. He's also in the band The Chapters and has been in The Clik Clik, Perfect People and many, many more. His voice is SEX and he is GORGEOUS as well as being super nice. He is known to wear clothes that have never been made and listen to bands that haven't recorded any music yet. He also creates awesome dance routines.
(quotes from - "Boyband", "Lez-be-friends", "Booty Call" and "Tic Tok")

Girl 1 - "OMG have you met Stefan Abingdon?"

Girl 2 - "Yeah i did at his gig last week, he's amazing isn't he?"

Girl 1 - "I hate you..."

by ooxlauurrrenxoo October 15, 2010

ARGing

Alternate realty gaming: a combination of puzzles, real world exploration, scavenger hunts, and on-line searches.

Harajuku Fun Madness is the best game ever made. I know I already said that, but it bears repeating. It's ARGing, Alternate Reality Gaming, and the story goes that a gang of Japanese fashion-teens discovered a miraculous healing gem at the temple in Harajuku, which is basically where cool Japanese teenagers invented every major subculture for the past ten years. - from Little Brother by Corey Doctorow

by ddarmon July 1, 2008