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Lemonade Aftershave

A sexual act.
When a woman is having sex with a man, abruptly stops, pees on her hand and slaps the man.

The reverse of this act is Canary Blush
I was having sex with Sue last night and for no reason she gave me a lemonade aftershave
by DeltaSpence February 23, 2010
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aftervite

The word "invite" inherently has a sense of inclusion. By contrast, the aftervite is done after someone who is not originally intended to be invited to an event discovers its existence and is invited out of obligation.
Dude, I totally had to give Bob an aftervite to Melissa's surprise party. He heard about it and called me to see what what up.....sorry.
by aaronarchitect April 21, 2009
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aftershock

when the sex is so good that the girl has an orgasm after the stimulation (fingering, licking, fucking) has stopped
"whew, that was good!"

(pause)

"OH..OH..OH MY GOD!"
by whit February 12, 2004
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altersite

A pixel doll dress up site which is currently in development
Have you heard of altersite?? It’s an upcoming forum site which has stolen half of everskies staff!
by idk hi besties May 9, 2021
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afterthot

Someone so irrelevant you forget they exist until they post something stupid on social media and you're reminded of how much you hate them.
Friend 1: Did you see what fucking Kelly just posted on Instagram?

Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: That girl who used to play lacrosse or volleyball or something in college. *shows pic*

Friend 2: Ohhh, her. Yeah, she's such an afterthot.
by gremling May 13, 2018
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tetris aftershock

the continuous seeing of tetris shapes in one's head after the game of tetris has been completed.
i played tetris for three hours and now i have serious tetris aftershock.
by ass idiot douchebag October 8, 2011
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Post-orgasm aftershock

This can refer to either:

1) The common feeling of a 'shiver' or spasm throughout the body a minute after orgasm/ejaculation, possibly due to the body reacting to the sheer amount of pleasure that was just produced.

2) The manifestation of several 'mini orgasms' after climaxing, commonly expressed through subsided moaning/breathing noises and other vocal responses indicative of pleasure. It is caused by the mind continuously reflecting on the euphoric pleasure that had just occurred, making you moan in response. Depending on the degree of pleasure, such mini orgasms can manifest for up to an hour.

3) Both of the above
1) After Jake received his first blowjob and climaxed, he felt the post-orgasm aftershock within a minute, sending spasms throughout his body. The giver interpreted that as an indicator that he enjoyed it.

2) After teasing his cock for 30 minutes straight, she finally let him cum. The orgasm was so powerful that it sent a post-orgasm aftershock throughout his body. He kept moaning for an hour straight due to the sheer amount of pleasure that was done to his cock.
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