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Faecal Afterglow

That warm, pleasant feeling in the lower bowels and anus after taking a massive shit.
An example of life’s many pleasures was an early morning faecal afterglow episode I enjoyed today. It lasted a very agreeable half an hour.
by Boudin aka Blood Sausage October 12, 2021
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afterglot

After + Glot (tongue/language):

- Persisting to speak a second language and forgetting to switch to a first language after the presence of a second language speaker has ceased.

When a group of people speaks a second language to account for a person who cannot speak the first, and then the person leaves and all continue to speak the second language and forget to switch back.

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AFTERTOUCH: the sensation of pressure persisting for a time after actual pressure has ceased
1. After flirting for hours with those Colombian chicks, the afterglot kicked in and we automatically spoke Spanish for days.

2. You afterglotting show-off! We know your English is really good but they are all gone now, I don't know who you are trying to impress. Switch back to Arabic so Hasan can also understand you.
by Outtallectuals July 28, 2014
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Afterglow

The act of locking your roommate out of your apartment after they graciously left your signifacnt other and you alone to have sex, just so that they comeback home and you won't let them inside after they called you to let them in because you say the moment after sex is so beautiful and your cuddling and you don't want to ruin the moment because your a lazy piece of shit.
Me-Dude let me inside

Roomate-can't man, me and (insert name here) are having afterglow
Me-screw you thats the gayest thing i've heard i'm gald i masturbate in your bed.
by Monroe space kraken-slayer August 18, 2012
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Afterglow

When you cream your jeans and bask in it instead of cleaning yourself.
Number One: Well, aren't you going to clean your jeans?
Number Two: Hell no man, I'm basking in the afterglow rn.
by MalumLibrum958 April 11, 2021
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Afterglow

A hangover that is worth it because the previous night was so awesome.
Friend 1: Duude, why are you so happy? Don't you have a hangover from last night?

Friend 2: Nah, I've got an afterglow from dancing so hard and meeting my dream girl.
by Jcloud October 9, 2018
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Afterglow

The action of going out with, dating or hanging with an ex.
Why did you afterglow with her again she already broke your heart?

Afterglowing with that girl could go either way in the end.
by smk777 October 22, 2010
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Afterglow

The act of taking a photo of the person you just slept with while they are sleeping and aware of their photo being taken.
Girl, I just sent you the best afterglow of the guy I went home with last night.
by SmileypantsGirl January 2, 2016
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