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Afterblaze

The feeling you get when you smoked a J and feel tired and dreamy two/three hours afterward.
Dude that Jonko killed me, my nigga. I'm afterblazed as fuck.
by TipleOGCash January 28, 2015
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after thunder comes the rain

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.
wow after thunder comes the rain
by keys876 October 23, 2017
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Heavily ever after

This phrase refers to those who cease diet and exercising.
Vanessala stopped watching carbs and working out - so she lived heavily ever after!
by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2021
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Aftercare

Coming down from subspace after having some form of sexual intercourse and then being taken care of. The care after sex. It can be cuddles, bathing, etc
After I fucked my sub out good, I washed him up in the bathtub and snuggled with him for aftercare.
by strawberry cunt March 22, 2021
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faded into obscurity after being

A group of five words. They are all from the Indo-European English language, which diffused primarily from the growth of the British Empire, international jobs with this language, and it being a common trade language. This phrase specifically means that, supposedly a noun, has vanished or disappeared into the state of being unknown both literally and figuratively.
person 1: yo, what does watermelon sugar mean?
person 2: i don't know. it faded into obscurity after being banned by BOFA
person 1: huh?
person 2: BOFA DEEZ FUCKING NUTS IN YOUR MOUF
by Lurixx June 15, 2021
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after-date fart

The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.
After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.
by Navin September 1, 2005
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Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.
Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.
by KushKing December 24, 2010
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