Advice Dog 

The head of a golden retriever on a rainbow background that gives advice to people.

"Rape the blind violently and brutally" -Advice Dog

Advice Dog by tatatyler June 25, 2008

advice-giver 

An indivdual who is able to give amazing advice from a neutral standpoint, and be there for their friends and put their friends' well-being before themselves.

M's boyfriend cheated on her and L is trying to comfort her.
"It's okay to cry, M. You're an amazing person and what happened was shit and not your fault. Just cry it out and talk to him when you're ready. Get closure, eat feel good foods, drink water, do what you feel like doing and get some sleep. You will do amazing things and it's okay that sometimes shitty stuff happen. You're amazing."
"Thanks, L. You're a real advice-giver."

advice-giver by Spicy&bleik potet June 10, 2017

Advice Dude

He is maddie's husband. He is the light of her life. He is the reason she wakes up every morning.

Omg Advice dude saved my life

Advice Dude by zumbachis January 17, 2018

Advice bully 

One that doesn't ask for advice but gets the advice forced on them from an advice bully

My coffee maker broke. I'm going to get a new one. The advice bully will give you advice without asking for it.

Advice bully by Christhewineguy April 30, 2022

If I want your advice... 

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!

I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!

If I want your advice... by I, Wreckerrr September 9, 2020

Unsolicited advice 

Advice nobody fucking asked you for.

Person: you should let your hair grow out it’ll make you more attractive.

Me: I don’t need your unsolicited advice.

Unsolicited advice by RealBitch12341234 May 31, 2018

Fathers Advice 

A fathers advice (Frank Nash, father of Holly and Anna Nash) of how to save yourself when being raped, is to tell the rapist that you are on your period.

Rapist: IMA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BIATCH
Victim: NOO PLEASE NOO, IM ON MY PERIOD!
Rapist: OHH HELL NO!
Victim: Same time next week?
Rapist: Yeah cool

Fathers advice is good.

Fathers Advice by buebgeungeoge January 31, 2008