Teen Chat Acronym Decoder

Help for desperate paranoid parents who don´t feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,” “pyt” and “otp,” when spying on their internet activities.

"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now it’s easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Acronymbecile

Someone who uses acronyms excessively in written or spoken communication.

I couldn't understand a word that guy just said-- he's a total acronymbecile.

by wordhackkee April 23, 2009

acronymonious

Adj. full of acronyms, symbols, or other word substitutions.

S1: "Let's get to the DMV PDQ."
S2: "You are so acronymonious."

by DtotheT August 20, 2010

Cunt (acronym)

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

Used to call someone a CUNT (acronym) when you can't. She just can't understand normal thinking.

by sailor dad June 6, 2009

Acronize

(v) to make a group of words an acronym.

Kate: Whoever acronized ROTFLOL is a genius.

by ZOMGKRIS May 28, 2008

Acronyphobia

The irrational fear of acronyms. One might have been in a very confusing conversation, not knowing what they were being told because of the excessive use of acronyms. When they hear an acronym, or see one, they have similar panic attacks and feelings to that of other phobias.

Dude, I've got Acronyphobia. I can't bear to hear or see an acronym, and just talking about it makes me shudder.

by juniord February 15, 2010

acronym whore

An acronym whore is someone who uses acronymized words in real life too much.

"Pass some LBZ, wouldjuh?" inquired the acronym whore.

When you start hearing "lol, jp" in daily life, beware..

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005