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Keyboard Activist

People who instead of doing something (proactive) about what they perceive to be an issue, whine posting passive-agressive shit and long boring texts with faulty logic all over the internet.
They usually live with their mother seeking the affection of the only being that likes them.

In academia they usually are the one annoying nerd that nobody likes who usually whines in the uni's subreddit about most professors not being strict enough.
- Did you read the last rant from our favourite overgrown fetus?
- No what was it about?
- He's just unhappy that everyone got an extention to the semester project without a grade reduction.
- What a guy, he should mind his own bussiness, no wonder why his girlfriend is still attached to his body.
Hasn't he learned yet to do shit instead of practising that keyboard activist crap?
by signedupjusttopostthis November 14, 2014
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weapons of mass destruction related program activities

synonym for, "We've got nothing."
"Already, the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations."
by Whee February 1, 2004
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Tumblr social justice activist

A tumblr blogger that may blame men, white people, skinny people, attractive people, and almost anything for oppressing them and making the world a worse place. Does not seem to engage in any activity that relates to any actual activism, prefers to judge everyone else loudly and type up possibly fictional stories about how they were 'oppressed' that day. Age demographic varies from teens to middle aged adults, mostly females.

Warning: May go off on rage fueled rants about perceived privilege among other things. Do not attempt to reason with it, logic has given way to just feelings alone.
So I went to hang out with an old friend of mine recently and things were going well until I mentioned one of my favorite TV shows, Wilfred. She started going off about how Jason Gann (Wilfred) was sexist and supported rape. I was obviously shocked and in disbelief. She started going on and on about rape culture, white privilege, male privilege, and it was all she could talk about for quite a while. Then she asked me if I had a Tumblr. It turns out that she turned into what some people called a "Tumblr social justice activist".
by simpleconundrum September 27, 2013
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Activisioned

The running-into-the-ground of any remotely successful movie or videogame franchise.
Related to the videogame company Activision, and how they often produce multiple installments of their successful games, particularly Call of Duty and Tony Hawk, each year, with little to no innovation.
"I was a really big fan of it, until it got activisioned."
by cheffff March 10, 2012
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Aberdonian Activity

Aberdonian Activity: a term to describe the type of reprobate activity the citizens of Aberdeen get up to.
Tom: did you hear about Kevin?
Jason: What about him?
Tom: He robbed the local corner shop to fund his ketamine habit
Jason: Thats some Aberdonian Activity right there.
by bigbaws9862 December 7, 2022
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Activision

Unlock this definition at tier 15, or from the rare supply drop for only 200 COD points
"Hey Jeff, why don't you play Black ops 4?"
"The VMP Activision put in."
by Trashy10_00 October 11, 2019
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Armchair Activist

One who sits in their armchair or desk chair and blogs or posts Activists issues on facebook without ever really doing anything about said issues or exercising any form of activism as it would require that person to actually leave the armchair.
Jackie sure can talk up a big game on the issues, but she's not going to do anything about them -- she's an Armchair Activist.
by eshook March 5, 2011
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