asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

ashamplishment

a shameful accomplishment.

1.
Person A) I just beat Final Fantasy XIII in 1 week while working a 50hr job.
Person B) Wow, that's an ashamplishment.
2.
Person A) Is that our old high school lunch lady's apartment i just see you walk out of last night?
Person B) yeah.

Person A) Wow, that's an ashamplishment.

by AllYu April 4, 2010

aisham

A generally small dude, but long enough legs that with boots on he will look just around average height. He has a very slim and minuscule build but that does not bother him. He is generally a laid back dude, you can find him most days with a dart in his mouth and a very devil may care attitude. He is very understanding and always open to listen. He probably has a small dick, but once again that does not bother him. Overall a good guy

" Man, that guy is kinda cool but also at the same time not?"
" Yeah, his name is probably Aisham, cool guy though, small dick, but it doesn't bother him....or my mum"

by ghurfhurf September 11, 2019

_ashamed_

cool dude that plays minecraft, please accept this

_ashamed_ is a cool dude, dude

by V01DL33S April 7, 2021

Absha

Absha is the most savage person on this planet. She is OP, Cute and perfect. She is logical, practical, and systematic in life. She is the best person ever. And the most lovable person on this planet💜

Hey Absha how r u

by Aarus November 26, 2021

Arshaming

The action to push an individual farther to prove dominance!

Person 1: I'm bigger
Person 2: I'm bigger
Person 3: Were :Arshaming" tomorrow
person 1 & 2: I'm sorry you're bigger

by me81212 March 26, 2022

Asham

A boy who has a Big booty ass-cheeks and who is the last resort for all the females. He got no bitches but he knows deep inside the females love him. AKA Hitler.

asham: *runs*
boy1: AYOO DAMN CHECK DAT ASS
boy2: DAMNN SON
girls: WTF ITS BIGGER THAN MINE

*later that day, Asham was in their wet dreams with Aaron*

by she_lushly April 10, 2023