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Asian parents

Parents that are horrible for the following reasons...

1. They will make you do unnecessary work from school, such as next week's homework, or if you have none, they make you read your textbook.

2. If you are ever caught with a person of the opposite gender, they will beat you and assume you fucked them.

3. They will beat you for random reasons, and since they are asian, they know kung fu and will beat your ass.

4. Any grade below a 90 is considered failing, even if you have 89.4.

5. Once you're in High school, presents for your birthday and Christmas will stop coming. Or if the gifts do come, they will be in the form of programs or books on the SAT's or school subjects.

6. Your hair cannot be longer than 1 inch if your a male.

7. Playing video games is not allowed on weekdays, and only like 1-2 hours on weekends.

8. To buy something, it must be on sale.

9. Going out with friends is a no no.

10. Your food with always have rice in it.

11. You will be expected to become a doctor or something similar.

12. Talking against your parents will be punished.

13. You never get any money, and if you do get some, then it goes right into your "college" fund.

14. Anything over $10 will not be bought for you.

15. They will always have poor grammar. No matter how much they've been in the U.S.

16. They will reinforce math and science like crazy.
Asian parents: You get B+...be prepare to die...
Me: Oh god....

On christmas morning
*opens presents*
Damn it...another math book.

Parent: Why your hair so long? And was that girl with you???
Me: I like my hair like this. And yes, that was a girl.
Parent: HEY! You talk back and you with girl, you gonna get hurt....
by Jealousofwhitepeople December 13, 2010
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token asian friend

In reference to the only asian american in a group of friends.

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token white friend

token black friend

..you get the point
White Person-Yeah we're not racist, we hangout with Asians.

Token Asian Friend- The one friend everybody hangsout with so they don't seem racist.

*has one asian friend.
by Token Asian Friend November 20, 2014
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Black asian ginger jew

The rarest kind of human specie.
Yo Tim! Check it out, its a black asian ginger jew petting that rock.
by EvAN the boy wonder~ March 16, 2012
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asian gravity

the tendency for Asian students to congregate and travel in large mobs
Anik: Hey, how did all those Asian kids instantly find one another?

Jake: Asian Gravity, dude-- the strongest force in the universe.
by IsaacNewton December 5, 2010
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Asianginity

The state of a girl having not yet had sex with an Asian guy.
I took two hot chicks Asianginity over winter break. The first one I banged on her dad's living room couch right after we got back from our first date at Casa Fiesta and her parents went upstairs to go to bed. The second one invited me over to try these gross jelly beans and then we did it doggy style on the living room floor.

Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"

First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."

Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "

Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
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Asian 5

The subjects taken in your VCE years in Victoria - Specialist Maths, Maths Methods, Physics, Chemistry, English and fast-track Biology in year 11.
I want to do Medicine at Uni

Oh, you better do the Asian 5
by Schwan January 12, 2008
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Asian-Dar

Extrasensory perception (ESP) that allows one to immediately know that there is an Asian guy in the vicinity. This is an ability usually possesed by a non-Asian girl who is attracted to Asian guys.
Walking down a crowded street with a friend, Lids was able to detect the presence of Asian guys.

Lids: My Asian-Dar is going haywire!! There are Asian guys ♥ nearby!!
Jess: What? Where??
Lids: *without turning around* Behind me and to my left.
Jess: *looks around* I can't see...omg.. how did you do that??
Lids: I can sense them!!! XD
by lettucebug September 7, 2011
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