ascian

One who has no shadow. An inhabitant of the torrid zone, who twice a year have the sun directly overhead at noon.

Example sentence: "They are mysterious to me, these ascians," said Balrone, "for twice each year, at the very instant of noon on the equinoxes, their shadows vanish, and they appear to me to be enchanted."

by ascian March 19, 2003

Ascintifical

Someone who does NOT have a inclination towards science.

Oane is ascintifical.

by coolkidsscience February 16, 2023

ascribe

1. To credit or assign, as to a cause or source; attribute; impute.
2. To attribute or think of as belonging, as a quality or characteristic.

I ascribed her as a sexy fox with no brains who needs to hop in my bed and play Where's Waldo?.

by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

ACiiD

An incredibly horrid Modern Warfare 2 Clan who thinks they run the game. They recruit members worldwide and still suck. The original members were ACiiD Newportt, ACiiD Shady, ACiiD ShaDy and ACiiD N3WB0RN, now, there's just too many of them. There are so many fanboys and every pub you get into you hear about these original four idiots.

Jake "Guys are you showing up for ACiiD Tryouts tonight? I'm the badass founder!"

Evan "We need moar practice"

Harrison "We're amazing!"

Josh "That team just beat us 302-33"

ACiiD Fanboy "CAN I JO1N ACZID?"

by Well Dressed Men November 9, 2010

asii

"Asii" is a name usually given to a girl who is usually aggressive and at times scary, but she is all worth it when being with her.

Making her laugh is the way to her heart. She likes guys that are usually of a darker hair colour.

She is the girl that you wished you were friends with. You treat her good, she will treat you better. If you are dating her, keep her. You'll never find a girl like her.

Watch your friends when they are around her, they may want a piece of Asii aswell!

Jack - Look at my wife, her names Asii.

Daniel - Is that Asii? She never looked so fine!

Jeremy - I wish I had someone like your Asii!

by jackkmannn November 24, 2017

ASCIIporn

Pornography made through text characters.

To imply sexual acts through use of keyboard symbols instead of text to evade hovering coworkers from seeing obscene text on your computer screen while chatting with a fuckbuddy.

Some examples of ASCIIporn are below:

(.)(.) breasts

(v) vagina with spread legs
//\\

8===> ).( Anal sex

8====>~~~~ ejaculation

8=(( ass pounding

8=((v=8 anal/vaginal sex (double penetration)

by One_Man_from_Verona and lostintime404 November 30, 2005

ascistionance

to move because the person using the word is overweight and cant get out of his/her chair that has wheels. this word was created on the halloween of 04'.

ASCISTIONANCE! I cant move!

by Jay February 15, 2005