West Ranch High School Associated Student Body. Tight-knit group; leadership class. Reached it's peak during the reign of Danny and Kelly.
by Jaxx Hoff October 24, 2011
A bank in new zealand that is trying to replace people with with machines and computers and claims to have the best customer service when you dont actualy talk to people, because they tell you to use the atm or fast deposit bags.
teller: hi welcome to ASB bank how can i help you
client : umm id like to make a deposit
teller: have you used a fast deposit before?
client : dose goldstein use them
teller : excuse me ?
client : never mind
teller: well anyway its realy easy just fill this box in and this box in and draw a line from here to here and fill this box in and put your number here.
client: seams like alot of effort, hows this helping me ?
teller : you save 40 cents and i dont have to do anything.
client : gee thanks
client : umm id like to make a deposit
teller: have you used a fast deposit before?
client : dose goldstein use them
teller : excuse me ?
client : never mind
teller: well anyway its realy easy just fill this box in and this box in and draw a line from here to here and fill this box in and put your number here.
client: seams like alot of effort, hows this helping me ?
teller : you save 40 cents and i dont have to do anything.
client : gee thanks
by itunes101 September 13, 2010
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A well know Bengali meme about a group of boys who try to cheer up their friend who just broke up with his girlfriend. It means "Don't be sad. She will return again."
Guy 1: Bhai ami oke chara ki kore bachbo? (How will I live without her?)
Guy 2: Bhai Mon kharab koris na o abar fire asbe 🔥
Guy 2: Bhai Mon kharab koris na o abar fire asbe 🔥
by kanchen April 06, 2023
A club for the most annoying and fake polo wearing white blonde kids to feel special and to satisfy their god complex.
by Fuck ALHS ASB December 04, 2020
by xcsss March 12, 2021