arrestecute

To be arrested and prosecuted. Usually for riding a bike or other undesirable mode of transportation by a store or public area.

Hey, I rode my bike by the mall and got arrestecuted.

by Riley Curren April 6, 2007

artested

to get what you deserve for throwing water at/confronting a 6'7 260lb man (or just being unlucky enough to sit next to that guy); P.S. Ron Artest never had, made, or plans to make a rap album. He was promoting an R&B group he doesn't perform in.

When Ron slugged that fat pistons fan who got buck in the face, or the time Jermaine O'Neal comes in out of nowhere and clocks a guy in the head.

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

artested

Instead of going to jail for fighting with fans in the league David Stern gives you the year off to work on your much anticipated rap album.

For his fight in the stans the player was artested for the remainder of the season.

by A-Hart November 22, 2004

Arrestidation

People who dont change there underwear everyday.

People who dont shower are Arrestidation.

by Nine In the Afternoon April 27, 2010

arrestidue

Trace amounts contraband that lead to an arrest.

I thought my car was clean but the cops found meth ARRESTIDUE on the passenger seat.

by JSC III November 26, 2019

Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.

Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

arrestecuted

To be arrested AND prosecuted simultaniously.

Yeah dude, like I was driving down the road and BAM, this piggy pig pig pulled me over and arrestecuted me!

by E-Dub Shizzle October 29, 2006