April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

April 1st, 2020

That 50 hour period when you can't trust anyone online.

A common conversation on April 1st, 2020:
Friend 1: Check out this article! Quarantine is over!
Friend 2: Really? We can finally see each other in person :)
Friend 1: April Fools!

by Kaichael April 1, 2020

Mario dies April 1st

This refers to the event of Nintendo pulling many Mario related games off their stores.

Jeffery: "Hey, heard that Mario dies April 1st?"
Bob: "It's been four years Jeffery since the accident..."

by DrunkenDiscoGuy April 13, 2021

April 1st

April 1st is also known by many view as national gay sex day

"Hey what are you doing this weekend? Do you wanna hang out?" Jimmy asked.
"No sorry, I'm busting it down on April 1st." Tod replied.

by anonymous March 27, 2023

April 1st

If you were born on April 1st you are just dumb

Damn you were born on April 1st i feel bad for you 😂

by ticklemaster184 November 25, 2023

April 1st

National bulliy feilds day

The defined definition of April 1st
Me "feilds you are gay"
Feilds "NO IM NOT"

by Apple_bottom_jeans December 6, 2021

April 1st

Guajito's Fucked Up Day.

On April 1st, Guajito fucked a hoe, then he left her and now she chases him for his PC.
(Big big error)

Suport him on Twitch, use to get drunk and cry while play Dark Souls.

www.twitch.tv/guajesalvaje

by Guajito May 4, 2019